What are you wearing???

did i just jump off a plane?

im wearing a man and a mofookin parachute!

So you're wearing that dude?

That is pure sex B. Pure sex.

...because sex in mid air is the way to go?

git yo KRUMPets!

thrift jacket

some lady's proper shirt

ghetto boots

via HEATHCLIFFS PACKAGE

Celine, you rock.

What is this heathcliff you keep talking about?

That's wicked, Celine!

I like the second ensemble, as well. The yellow rocks & I love long blazers with shorts

haha! toobs! not much into the byronic time period eh!

its basically a shameless plug for a blog!

oh laffy! where are your clothes?

I don't wear them :morning:

^ J/K

+ Bracelet & purse.

My hands look ridiculous, it looks like I have a claw

Oh Laffy...

When I'm old a wrinkly, would you like to be the hot younger bimbo I leave my wife for?

YAY for CLOTHES!!!

bimbo is not a very nice word!

Toobs, as long as you can deal with the claw :evil:

^ I have to say, that was an odd way of holding a handbag that was already around your neck lol.

I know I was trying to hold I could get a picture of it and there's a knot detail right at the front that I didn't wanna cover with my hand. I realized how stupid it looked after I had taken the picture, but I was too lazy to take another. And I really don't care.

Oh... sorry... I forgot the quotation marks. We both know you're awesome beyond what mankind can conceive as awesome but the woman I will be leaving for you won't care. She'll still call you a "bimbo" out of spite.

Then Imma be like:

^ lol, he takes the glasses off to quickly. It should be turn around, pause... take glasses off, mouth sentence.

Yeah, it could be better. But Stephen Colbert = 100% Win, regardless.

Today I'm wearing my shitty work uniform alllllll day.

Lazy day = quick & easy outfit:

In case you can't tell, these stupid tights have leopard print in them

OMG! I love that Shirt. That's one of the best shirts i've ever seen.

Portia is soooo cool

I love your hair