Are you .....

I recently woke up from it 

Are you hungry?

Yes

Are you familiar with Aesop's Fables?

Yes

Are you planning something for the weekend?

Yes

are you enjoying laziness without guilt?

Yes

Are you lazy person?

Yes ...... but I feel guilty

are you liking better heavily built men ?

Not really

Are you clueless?

Yes

are you involved into performing arts ?

Yes.

Are you a bully?

Yes

are you afraid of women that take initiative ?

Nope

...shy ? 

jj3 you rock

when anonymity is not protecting me

Yes

are you a good driver ?

No

Are you addictive to pills

No

Are you a comic book fan?

No

Are you a scientist ?

No.

Are you good at math?

Yes

Are you still good at physics ?

Probably not. It has been too long. 

I was quite good though.

Are you religious?

I hate big religions ... I do have metaphysical beliefs

are you riding motorcycles ?

No.  What is your obsession with motorcycles?

Are you a motorcycle groupie?