Are you .....

Everybody has an obsession (or more)

No ..... I'm a rider

Are you completely stupid?

Not completly

Are you the children of your parents?

Yes

Are you responsible for the climate change?

I am so fucking hot, I might yes.

But we all know it's because of Obama

Are you sexy?

Yes

are you naked ...... again ?

No, not right now

Are you into dirt bikes?

No

Are you smart

Yes.

Are you a College/University graduate?

I'm soon to be

are you making your bed immediately upon waking up?

Nope

Are you a vindictive person?

No

are you reading a newspaper Sunday morning?

No

Are you on a diet?

No

Are you working for a fortune 500 company?

No

Are you thinking about someone? 

No.

Are you involved in a charitable cause?

No

Are you? 

Hell no.

Are you eating cake on your birthday?

Last few years no..

Are you good at solving problems?

Yes

Are you getting moody when summer is about to be over?

Sort of... sure.

Nope.

Are you interested in politics?