Are you .....

Possibly

Are you a fan of fur?

No

Are you annoyed by fur activism?

No, I really don't care either way.

Are you a fun person to hangout with?

maybe

are you consuming tons of pop-corn watching tv?

Nope, I don't like popcorn.

Are you related to anyone famous?

No

Are you drinking your afternoon coffee?

No. I don't need to get quick energy because I'm naturally hyper.

Are you?

Yes

Are you watching the news on a daily basis?

Nope. The news in America is basically all negative.

Are you a good person?

No ....... I'm a bitch  

Are you short-sleeved right now?

Yes

Are you a fan of central air?

Yes and no

are you polite with kids?

Yes and no. Sometimes I have to be real with them though.

Are you?

yes

are you always on the chew?

Nope.

Are you a slave to the grind?

I dunno

Are you an opera fan?

I never been.

Are you having a good day?

mediocre

are you talking with your parents daily?

Yes

Are you?

No

are you popular with girls?