Are you .....

yes

are you a maniac on the floor?

Yes

Are you left handed?

I'm ambidextrous (I use the hand nearest to the tool I want to pick)

Are you a Berserker?

When I'm in the bedroom!

Are you ambidextrous with your feet as well?

No ...... left is stronger

are you perceptive?

Yes I am.

Are you so damn good?!

I'm even better

Are a gazelle running fast enough to escape a lion?

Yes

Are you the real deal?

I'm not telling you

are you the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff?

Boo!

Yes

Are you hungry?

yes

are you sarcastic?

No, of course I'm not. What could ever make you think that  

Are you procrastinating washing the dishes?  

yes

are you the dishes?

No  

Are you the best cook ever?  

Yes

are the cod wars winner?

23 minutes ago, Myfashexp said:

Yes

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No  

Are you having a good weekend?  

Yes, I was working at Congress and it was very interesting. 

Are you watching some film?

No

Are you planning the night out?

Nope, but I might go to the grocery store later though.

Are you a fan of light kisses on your neck?

I'm not telling you

are you a nutella fan?