Are you .....
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No ...I hate walking in heels 
Are you the Dark Lord? 
Yes.... of the Sith!
Are you my apprentice? 
No ..... I'm Yoda 
Are you Conan the Barbrian?
Yes
Are you Red Sonja?
No ..... I'm Elektra
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elektra_(comics)
Are you the Incredible Hulk?
Whoa! 
No..... Magneto.
Are you a fan of comic books?
No ...... never read comics
are you diagnosing your injuries yourself because most doctors are sissies?
Yes
Are you a living God? 
Yes 
are you consuming food quantities enough to feed a small village?
Yes
Are you making men look like sissies when you workout?
Some of them
are you deadlifting?
Not right now.
Are you ready for the work week?
No 
are you beating it?
Yes. No fucking joke I was listening to Beat It a few minutes ago. 
Are you doing the things you love?
Yes
Are you a good swimmer?
Yes
Are you an expert in orbital mechanics, astrodynamics and spacecraft operations?
No.
Are you going Through The Stars?
I'll go after 5-10 posts
are you listening to music all day long?
Yes
Are you long jumping all day long?
No
are you building a new house?