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ahaha, I wish I polished it... If I were in poland right now... Well.... I would be a very tired guy.
I am sure. When you are - let me know. We can try some drinking sightseeing, if anybody wants to join, just tell me.

ahaha! That would rule, but we would so get kicked out of everywhere, and I'm sure I would get in a few fights..... These things tend to happen when alcohol enters the equation... Well wiskey anyways, vodka makes me a lover.
uh oh...
guess I'm trained quite good in vodka-drinking - however I would have no clue how to help you with your aggressive-lover behaviour

once you see I have the drunk eye, just lock me in a closet for a few hours.... I WILL smash stuff and probably hurt myself, but it will pass. That's only wiskey...and like a 5th of it. But when I drink vodka, 4 shots and I'm good for a few hours. I really don't drink to get beligerant.
8 shots for me.

Well arent you just the drinker supreme.... Well, while your spinning sitting down, I'll just steal everyhting you own, and tie your shoe laces together so when you stand up you'll fall on your face and everyone will laugh at you and then give me money for making them laugh so hard. THEN there will be a talent scout in the same bar, and he will realize I am so freaking awesome, and he will make me his new golden boy. Months later my face will be plastered across every billboard in the western hemisphere, and I will buy 15 islands with which to create my own mini war reenactments, and some of the guys will forget that they are on my private islands and they'll think they are in a real war, and start firing off real bullets, and I will put on my new active camoflage suit developed by the japanese, that I bought with my gross sums of money, and I will hunt every war reenactment guy I hired down, and make a movie about it, and people will think I'm a super hero, and the president will hire me for really difficult jobs that everyone considers suicide missions. Just like Sam Fisher, only I'll be better than him, and he will want my autograph. The end.
well, there has to be this first time for everything.

.... One day pauline....one day. You may have won the battle, BUT NOT THE WAR!
yeah, right...

It will happen, and when it does, it will fly on swift wings, and with one fatal swoop, you will be powerless before my might! OR nothing at all, since I have forgotten what we are warring over...
I even don't know how we got to this point now... tsk tsk tsk
and such mess in such girly thread

It's your fault, and it is plain to see. Why even the way you press the letters on your keyboard is blatantly full of malice and illcontent twards my person. I can feel it, and every waking moment I grow stronger, to one day rule you all! OR it's just growing pains. ![]()
what? you're growin in your pants? This is no thread to write it down here, Mr. ![]()

Well this conversation took a turn for the... weird...
that's what I'm saying all the time. Guess nb notices.

wtf, you totally took that turn by yourself! either way you WERE thinking about my pants, wich is not good to do.
People. Don't think of Lazy's big, baggy, grey pants RIGHT NOW.
ok, guess solved now.

sometimes I have hissy fits and maybe I might feel like crying for nothing ... and other times I'm fine ... it's very odd
will be taking pills from next month, maybe will be better... these are esp. for girls with fits...