Sex in your parents bed.

^ Something like that happened to me in college. It was like 4am and I walked into my dorm just to find my roommate having sex with his girlfriend. If that wasn't bad enough, his bed was right by the door and she was literally bouncing cowgirl style on him and facing me as she did it, so she immediately dropped to his side and they pretended to be sleeping. I was like, "Dude, it's a good five seconds too late for that." And she was not attractive.

Meh, better than running into your parents.

^ Something like that happened to me in college. It was like 4am and I walked into my dorm just to find my roommate having sex with his girlfriend. If that wasn't bad enough, his bed was right by the door and she was literally bouncing cowgirl style on him and facing me as she did it, so she immediately dropped to his side and they pretended to be sleeping. I was like, "Dude, it's a good five seconds too late for that." And she was not attractive.

Meh, better than running into your parents.

How ture!

not in my parents but in my boyfriends parents bed.

i wouldn't ever

Lol parents bed never....

some funny stories though.

One time I was at a hippie stoner party, and we were all stoned as fuck. People fucking rooms all over the house and stuff. So I pulled in this one girl into a room, and started fucking her. What I didn't know was that there was a dude asleep in there. And he was drunk. And he was gay.

So we were lying next to each other making out and I feel this weird feeling on my dick. Specifically the feeling of a tongue on my dick. I look down and this dude is fucking giving me a blowjob. Suffice to say, I was less than amused

Another time I had this roommate with an ugly girlfriend. I was sleeping on the couch, drunk, I hear sounds from the bedroom. After they're done, he walks out "what's up dude?", "what's up bro?", "hahaha I know you heard me hitting that fine ass... you want to hit it too?"... "ehh pass"...

wtf John?!?! :shock: :|

It took a lot of self-control not to kill that guy. I figured that the fact that I'd been fucking around with two women at once earlier accounted for the momentary extra dude, and thus did not reduce my masucilinity.

I'd still be mortified :|

IMPOSSIBLE! my mother is always in her bed.

I'd still be mortified :|

Lol. To my point of view, I was having sex with a girl. If a dude sucks my dick, he de-masculines himself, not me. Maybe I'm getting some prison mentality here

I'd punch the guy from being scared if that ever happen to me which I hope never does

One time I was at a hippie stoner party, and we were all stoned as fuck. People fucking rooms all over the house and stuff.

I swear this is the funniest line ever :rofl:

Lol. I did bitchslap the dude. Repeatedly. Hard.

and I bet he liked it

I swear, you're halfway to finding out if you'll like it <_<

Never I don't go to hippie stoner parties

well unless I happen to be very drunk and I don't know what I'm doing :|

I was actually meaning you're halfway to finding out if you like bitchslaps due to your teasing me about it

And for the record, in the nicest way possible, if I caught you being naughty to me in a similar manner to the dude mentioned above (ahem), bitchslapping you would be the last thing on my mind