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Luiz 
I am a Milan fan first and foremost but once in a while when ManUtd, Bayern or Inter are involved in big matches I say...anybody but ManUtd, Bayern, Inter. So for CL final go Barca go 
Luiz (a.k.a. Die, Bart, Die)
Apparently he's always up to something in the dressing room.
No more Classicos 
for 3 months 
LuizI am a Milan fan first and foremost but once in a while when ManUtd, Bayern or Inter are involved in big matches I say...anybody but ManUtd, Bayern, Inter. So for CL final go Barca go
What a turnaround for Ed's Reds, and congrats to Astronomer's Rossoneri. (Y)
Good thing we never win anything. The players would never be able to pick Brucey up. 
lol siniko
Thanks Michael, winning Scudetto is really nicer than CL for me.
I believe that Kenny would have Liverpool in second place right now if we only counted the points since his appointment. Impressive achievement considering he was without Gerrard for much of that time and he had to fit in two new strikers (one of which was injured for a long time as well). Also shows just how rubbish Roy was. Nice man perhaps, but not cut out for one of the "big" clubs.
Good thing we never win anything. The players would never be able to pick Brucey up.
Boateng did what he promised he will do 
^ nice!
Congrats on the victory Fred, and well done on the mammoth 75-point haul in fantasy football this week. The head to head league is going down to the wire. 
Meanwhile, back at the ranch - our pathetic 'we had a go for 20 minutes and didn't score, let's just chuck it in' approach to playing at home continues. Oh for a striker, another striker, two wingers, a left back, a right back and a goalkeeper... 
Ideal pre-season would look like this...
Houllier gracefully announces his retirement after the Liverpool game. Gary Mac leaves. Someone Great is swiftly appointed as manager. Ashley is sold to Liverpool for A Load of Money. Charlie Adam signs. Heskey is sold for the price of a Kit-Kat chunky and an old JVC telly to Leicester. Dunne and Warnock leave and are suitably replaced. Carew leaves. Kyle Walker signs permanently but stops playing at right-back. Reo-Coker and Friedel...hmm, still not sure what I want to happen to them.
Dear Jesus,
Please relegate Birmingham and Wigan.
Regards,
Frederick
Next in line is us :|
I knew West Ham were doomed when David Sullivan, the usually shy and retiring pornographer, turned up looking like this...
Also, a punchup at the club's end of season dinner last night - absolutely fantastic.
I'm hoping Mr. Average does one over Freddy next week! If I can beat ...ummm 
*muttersindistinguishablenameunderbreath* then I have a chance of pipping him of "GD"
I heard about the punch up. Apparently Demba Ba didn't want to sign anything for a couple of fans?
I'm hoping Mr. Average does one over Freddy next week! If I can beat ...ummmI heard about the punch up. Apparently Demba Ba didn't want to sign anything for a couple of fans?
Not sure if the Average One has it in him, but the second bit shouldn't be too much of a problem. I'll kill that Suarez! :persuazn:
There was a joke the other day that Ba no longer gives out autographs, since the last time he signed his name in London, he ended up at West Ham - but the story currently doing the rounds is that he was racially abused by a 'fan', which sparked a mass brawl between players and guests.
Congrats Freddy on the double. A Villa win over us and Champions of the BZ League.
Oh Birmingham City, how you tickle my plump, top half of the table supporting belly!
Sadly I was once again unable to catch an impressive leader, this time Ed, in the SPL-like version of the BZ League, though I did win the more sexy, head-to-head championship! I'm particularly pleased to have clinched it with an away (!) win over my nemesis, Average! I couldn't hire an open top bus at short notice, and the trophy is still in the shop, so instead I will be parading a tin of baked beans around my street from 2 til 4 this afternoon. Do swing by if you're in the neighbourhood!
