You're How Old???!!!

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One time, I was walking along, singing one of my favorite Ricky Martin songs Having a good time Going to meet one of my older cousin's friends. I saw him and this young woman from a ways off. From the corner of my eye, I could tell that she was somewhat tall for a woman. They somehow slipped and fell into each other. Thankfully, no one was hurt and we were able to laugh it off. When I got there, we talked about the fall at first and then talked and laughed for awhile. It looked like they had a bit of a connection .

She was latina, really lovely face, long full brown hair. Amazing body :| . She seemed really smart and funny and seemed to like his brand of humor as well . Then, her brother comes up and says, "excuse my sister. She's thirteen holmes." :| :| :| :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :chicken: :chicken: :pinch: He looked as uncomfotable as I've ever seen him look, like he literally wanted to jump out of his skin. He tried to stay cool, I told them to have a nice day and that we had to be somewhere and we sped away.

Have you ever been interested in someone, but then find that they are a lot younger (or older if that's the case for you) than you thought? Has this ever happened to anyone you know? If not, please share your thoughts anyway .

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#2

so bad about your story Joe

In my case something similar happen to me (not always) but yes most of the times (Sorry people if you dont understand my english). Im just 17 years and im tall so old guys think that im old too (i mean old like 23 - 27 years), and when they know my age (becuase they think that im like 19 or 20) they just disappear or wanted to have something un-serious with me... and that sucks a lot!! becuase i use to love a 23 years old guy and he just go away, becuase he wanted me to make things that he do and i couldnt becuase i stll being a daddy's and mommy's girl .

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Just before last year's Champions League final, me and a motley crew of chums went off to watch the game in some dingy packed out public house. Things went wrong when my er, good friend (who was 24 at the time) was not allowed in by the prannock at the door because he thought that she was under 18. To her eternal shame, she had no form of ID with her; maybe hoping that at 24 it was no longer necessary. Wrong. Instead of causing a fuss I did the much more mature thing and rolled my eyes at the guy, to which he furrowed his meaty brows. Then we left.

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Then, her brother comes up and says, "excuse my sister. She's thirteen holmes." :| :| :|
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so bad about your story Joe

In my case something similar happen to me (not always) but yes most of the times (Sorry people if you dont understand my english). Im just 17 years and im tall so old guys think that im old too (i mean old like 23 - 27 years), and when they know my age (becuase they think that im like 19 or 20) they just disappear or wanted to have something un-serious with me... and that sucks a lot!! becuase i use to love a 23 years old guy and he just go away, becuase he wanted me to make things that he do and i couldnt becuase i stll being a daddy's and mommy's girl .

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so bad about your story Joe

In my case something similar happen to me (not always) but yes most of the times (Sorry people if you dont understand my english). Im just 17 years and im tall so old guys think that im old too (i mean old like 23 - 27 years), and when they know my age (becuase they think that im like 19 or 20) they just disappear or wanted to have something un-serious with me... and that sucks a lot!! becuase i use to love a 23 years old guy and he just go away, becuase he wanted me to make things that he do and i couldnt becuase i stll being a daddy's and mommy's girl .

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her brother comes up and says, "excuse my sister. She's thirteen holmes." :| :| :| :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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:huh:

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her brother comes up and says, "excuse my sister. She's thirteen holmes." :| :| :| :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Damn you, Sherlock.

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jajajajja Joe , i dont think was my daddy's gun !!!, maybe he just really need a woman that can do things that grow-up persons do!!!! ¬¬

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#14

according to a song I know daddy's with daughters should have a gun..

Cleaning This Gun (Come On In Boy)

The declaration of independence

Think I can tell you that first sentence

But then I'm lost

I can't begin to count the theories

I had pounded in my head that I forgot

I don't remember all that spanish

Or the gettysburg address

But there is one speech from high school

I'll never forgot

[Chorus:]

Come on in boy, sit on down

And tell me 'bout yourself

So you like my daughter, do you now

Yeah we think she's something else

She's her daddy's girl and her mama's world

She deserves respect, that's what she'll get, ain't it son

Now y'all run along and have some fun

I'll see you when you get back

Bet I'll be up all night

Still cleaning this gun

Well now that I'm a father

I'm scared to death one day my daughter's gonna find

That teenage boy I used to be

Who seems to have just one thing on his mind

She's growing up so fast it won't be long

'fore I'll have to put the fear of god

Into some kid at the door

[repeat chorus]

It's all for show, ain't nobody gonna get hurt

It's just a daddy thing, hey believe me man, it works

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her brother comes up and says, "excuse my sister. She's thirteen holmes." :| :| :| :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Damn you, Sherlock.

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#16

Some girls need to be wiser and some guys need to be shot.

Some girls need to be slapped and some guys need to know what is betta for them.

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her brother comes up and says, "excuse my sister. She's thirteen holmes." :| :| :| :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Damn you, Sherlock.

Q
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her brother comes up and says, "excuse my sister. She's thirteen holmes." :| :| :| :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Damn you, Sherlock.

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her brother comes up and says, "excuse my sister. She's thirteen holmes." :| :| :| :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Damn you, Sherlock.

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#20

<_<

The Queen of the Peruvians and the woman I was starting to kinda liQe conspiring against me, tell me it isn't so!

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