You're How Old???!!!

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#21
<_<

The Queen of the Peruvians and the woman I was starting to kinda liQe conspiring against me, tell me it isn't so!

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#22

The original statement still makes not sense in response to a guy saying that his sister is 13 ...But can I be Charlie?

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#23
Can I be Charlie?
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#24

Barely illegal .

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#25
Then, her brother comes up and says, "excuse my sister. She's thirteen holmes." :| :| :|

Stories like this are why I never ask her age.

Just kidding!

After our conversation last night, I believe you.

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#26

^ Whaaat?

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#27

Cradle-robber!

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#28

Unfortunately, 22. I hate having wasted my teen years on fantasy.

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#29

I dont' go for guys more than 2 years younger than me.. because i might get arrested

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#30

jajajaja ^^

heeey american boys or other foreing people that wanna help too...

it is true that if i say that im 17 to a guy that is 21 or over 21 , will he run away ????

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#31

^ Well....If that 21 year old guy was me I wouldnt run away, but hey, im a perve

btw this has happened to me a few times this year. Damn hot freshman chicks <_<

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#32

Oh my... I must apologize in advance for this Joe but it would be an insult to your cousin not to laugh at him. This is worthy of going into the hall of fame for embarassing missfires. So here it is.

Don't worry though. After a while your standards get lower and lower everyday.

My new motto is the David Wooderson...

"That's what I like about these high school girls. I keep getting older; they stay the same age"

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#33

hahahaha thanks for your answer matt

and Toobs, i like that qoute !!!

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#34

Oh man, happened to me all of the time when I was younger. lol. Guys would talk to me and then ask me at the end of the convo "So how old are you?"... "seventeen"... "Oh shit, I thought you were older! You're so mature for your age".

But it's alright now, because I'll be 19 in February! I'm legal.

Anyway, the last time this happened to me was like 2 months ago. And the man was married!! So now I'm a married-man magnet! Too bad because he was gorgeous. But I do not approve of married men who flirt with other women... <_<

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#35

What's the legal age over in America? Over here it is 16.

I still stick to the "half your age plus 2" guide

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#36

^ The legal age in the US is generally 18, but a lot of states permit sex at 16 if the partners are close to the same age.

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What's the legal age over in America? Over here it is 16.

I still stick to the "half your age plus 2" guide

It's half your age + 7.

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#38
^ The legal age in the US is generally 18, but a lot of states permit sex at 16 if the partners are close to the same age.

You're telling me there are states where if an 18-year old has sex with a 17-year old, he's considered a felon?

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#39
What's the legal age over in America? Over here it is 16.

I still stick to the "half your age plus 2" guide

It's half your age + 7.

Oh wow, how did I not notice that?

^ The legal age in the US is generally 18, but a lot of states permit sex at 16 if the partners are close to the same age.

You're telling me there are states where if an 18-year old has sex with a 17-year old, he's considered a felon?

Yup. Those states are mostly in the Southwest where they're heavily influenced by Mexican/Spanish culture -- and therefore Catholicism.

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#40

I'm 12 if you ask that from my ex-gfs

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