You're How Old???!!!

As far as I know age is irrelevant, but being a mother is a must; since that is what the m stands for.

but that is me though. Loilllll

It's not just you, must be a mother as the phrase states.

If your not, maybe you can be a WILF (Woman I'd Love to @#*@)

:Dinah: Another story

Went to a party last night, started talking to these 2 girls, one of them was already drunk (lightweight ) Asked how old i thought she was, i said 18 and her and her friend burst out laughing. She was 15 and didn't look shit all like it

That said, we ended up talking for like 2 hours later and I got her number, Don't be judging me <_<

The only person that could judge you... is a judge lol

Shush you I never touched her and am never going to.

^ if she is that young why did you get her number

^ if she is that young why did you get her number

Cause she's a fairly nice girl and asked if i could help protect her from some guys in the future at other parties

Yesterday a beautiful young guy thought I was 29 then I replied 'no kid I could be your mum' he did not believe me

Yesterday a beautiful young guy thought I was 29 then I replied 'no kid I could be your mum' he did not believe me

I like older women!

Depends how old You are

:Dinah: Probably too young for you Sadly <_<

:Dinah: Probably too young for you Sadly <_<

your such a dirty stop out

Isn't he Nightlife ?

Oh my god yes you are much too young You are still wearing nappies

^ Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

His actual age is 18 and he acts like a 8 year-old kid or even younger, I know him too well

Isn't he Nightlife ?

Oh my god yes you are much too young You are still wearing nappies

me on the other hand .....

:Dinah: Probably too young for you Sadly <_<

your such a dirty stop out

:lost:

Just cause i'm 18 (19 in a month ) Ain't mean nothing

being a dirty stop out or not is not age dependent

being a dirty stop out or not is not age dependent

Is this because you didn't get to take me to dinner last week? I TOLD YOU I HAD WORK <_<

Haha

YOU 2 ARE toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo FUNNY, WE LIKE YOU DIRTY OR NOT, THATS WHAT MAKES IT INTRESTING AROUND HERE

Limer && Nightlife- How long have you guys been married? and why was i not invited to the wedding ceremony?!

We're not married.

Someone doesn't want to commit... <_<

We're not married.

Someone doesn't want to commit... <_<

glad to hear it, for a second there i thought you had drugged me with roofies again