Pick up Failures...

Is that a yes?

:magic:

You are so slow.

Someone give me a straight answer, please.

2 words (a name rather)

.. for anyone who has read my long ridiculous posts... and the story goes on because i still tlak to him :s

2 words (a name rather)

Ely

Fall

.. for anyone who has read my long ridiculous posts... and the story goes on because i still tlak to him :s

Is that a yes?

:magic:

You are so slow.

Booooo! I want to know now.

Booooo! I want to know now.

Booooo! I want to know now.

Czech your PM.

I didn't receive a pm from you...

Today I was out shopping and walking on the streets of Amsterdam and saw a really really cute girl sitting on a terras with a couple of her female friends. We both looked at eachother. All of a sudden I saw her lips move probably saying: "Kijk uit" (Watch Out in Dutch) and I thought..."mmm what the hell does she mean"

I found out a second later because I walked into freaking lamppost really really hard!

Thank god she came up to me, started talking and gave me her number, but it was really embarrassing and I now have a damn bruise in my face

Lol thats cheating mate. You got her number on a complete whim. Granted you paid for it by remaking your face but still XD

They have an entire wing devoted to me at the "Pick up Failures" hall of fame. Buy the ticket just like everyone else, you cheap bastard!

^

I live by the wonderful theory of "You can't fail if you never try"

Booooo! I want to know now.

^

I live by the wonderful theory of "You can't fail if you never try"

Booooo! I want to know now.

If you must know... yes... she is the mother that signed my birth certificate

Today I was out shopping and walking on the streets of Amsterdam and saw a really really cute girl sitting on a terras with a couple of her female friends. We both looked at eachother. All of a sudden I saw her lips move probably saying: "Kijk uit" (Watch Out in Dutch) and I thought..."mmm what the hell does she mean"

I found out a second later because I walked into freaking lamppost really really hard!

Thank god she came up to me, started talking and gave me her number, but it was really embarrassing and I now have a damn bruise in my face

Today I was out shopping and walking on the streets of Amsterdam and saw a really really cute girl sitting on a terras with a couple of her female friends. We both looked at eachother. All of a sudden I saw her lips move probably saying: "Kijk uit" (Watch Out in Dutch) and I thought..."mmm what the hell does she mean"

I found out a second later because I walked into freaking lamppost really really hard!

Thank god she came up to me, started talking and gave me her number, but it was really embarrassing and I now have a damn bruise in my face

awwwww how cute

Lol thats cheating mate. You got her number on a complete whim. Granted you paid for it by remaking your face but still XD

haha yeah

I live by the wonderful theory of "You can't fail if you never try"

So far I practise the same tactic. Although it's completely wrong: if you don't try you have already lost.

“Insanity is doing the same thing in the same way and expecting a different outcome."

In that case, I'm completely bonkers, since I haven't giving up on the pick-up game even though I've been shot down harder than John McCain over Hanoi by dozens and dozens of women.

That's pretty funny! That's what you get for cheating on Pinky

I'm not cheating on her. I'm just looking for new friends

That damn bruise is still visible.

Lol thats cheating mate. You got her number on a complete whim. Granted you paid for it by remaking your face but still XD

She's worth it

I live by the wonderful theory of "You can't fail if you never try"

So far I practise the same tactic. Although it's completely wrong: if you don't try you have already lost.

No... that ones wrong... let them come to you M...

That's pretty funny! That's what you get for cheating on Pinky

I'm not cheating on her. I'm just looking for new friends

That damn bruise is still visible.

Lol thats cheating mate. You got her number on a complete whim. Granted you paid for it by remaking your face but still XD

She's worth it

I'm getting mixed signals here

friends can be worth it too

But what are your pick-up failures?

Mine? I don't fail

This one was way too funny...

My boy at work was out at some club in New York with his buddy and they noticed these two hot chicks pointing and giggling at them. They had a chance to ask them why and they said "We thought you were gay, but then we saw you eat"

Double whammy! Hahahahaha!!