Pick up Failures...

This one was way too funny...

My boy at work was out at some club in New York with his buddy and they noticed these two hot chicks pointing and giggling at them. They had a chance to ask them why and they said "We thought you were gay, but then we saw you eat"

Double whammy! Hahahahaha!!

owned

I've officially dubbed him "Cockblock" that is his new name when addressing him when we go out.

lol... I can't believe this but I choked.

So I'm waiting on a GO bus to go to work, which is a like a Greyhound but around the city, when this attractive girl walks by. She wasn't like your typical hot. More of like a Monica Lewinsky kinda of hot. She was a porker... Super curvey, big tits, pretty face. So yeah, I check her out, she checks me out, I nod, she smiles, and then I stare at her ass for a bit while she walks inside towards the washroom. The bus gets there and we start getting on. I let her go on ahead of me because number 1, I'm a gentleman, and number 2, I'm a pig. It's one more chance to look at her butt. Anyway, her butt looked different this time... there appeared to be something in her left back pocket... a circle shaped object with a square around it. lol.

I fought so hard not to get wood. Girl was ready. If not for me, she was ready for someone. Damn. I couldn't make up my mind if I wanted to follow through anymore. Way too fast for that kind of setting for me... so I choked. I just burried my face into the newspaper and choked.

I have no game.

I have no game.

Don't feel bad, we can be the starting backcourt for the pick-up failures pick-up basketball team.

lol... I can't believe this but I choked.

So I'm waiting on a GO bus to go to work, which is a like a Greyhound but around the city, when this attractive girl walks by. She wasn't like your typical hot. More of like a Monica Lewinsky kinda of hot. She was a porker... Super curvey, big tits, pretty face. So yeah, I check her out, she checks me out, I nod, she smiles, and then I stare at her ass for a bit while she walks inside towards the washroom. The bus gets there and we start getting on. I let her go on ahead of me because number 1, I'm a gentleman, and number 2, I'm a pig. It's one more chance to look at her butt. Anyway, her butt looked different this time... there appeared to be something in her left back pocket... a circle shaped object with a square around it. lol.

I fought so hard not to get wood. Girl was ready. If not for me, she was ready for someone. Damn. I couldn't make up my mind if I wanted to follow through anymore. Way too fast for that kind of setting for me... so I choked. I just burried my face into the newspaper and choked.

I have no game.

boks, i'm Qurious abt everything here.

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poor Tooboku...

This happened to me at the mall a couple weeks ago

So, I am walking with my friend and we are stopped by these guys trying to sell us cell phones. My friend is always interested in a new phone, so we stop... once they figure out I don't want a phone they leave me alone for a little while.. this guy keeps staring at me though. Then he starts talking... "So, do you guys have boyfriends?" and, without thinking it through, I say "no" and he just freezes... he looks at her... then me... then her... I can see the little wheels turning in his head and immediately I start thinking "oh crap." He smiles and says "You guys are way to hot to be single"... and he keeps going on and on about how I don't have a boyfriend but I should have one... I wanted to just walk away... but I didn't want to leave my friend... so I stand their... I keep telling him I am not interested but he keeps trying to tell me why he would be so great for me... he asks me for my name and I am too stupid to lie to him so I tell him and he's like "No way! You're name is ToniRenee'? My name is Rene!" my friend discovers she left her wallet in the car, so we both leave and on our way out he yells "Bye ToniRenee'!" We didn't go back... thank goodness

poor Tooboku...

This happened to me at the mall a couple weeks ago

So, I am walking with my friend and we are stopped by these guys trying to sell us cell phones. My friend is always interested in a new phone, so we stop... once they figure out I don't want a phone they leave me alone for a little while.. this guy keeps staring at me though. Then he starts talking... "So, do you guys have boyfriends?" and, without thinking it through, I say "no" and he just freezes... he looks at her... then me... then her... I can see the little wheels turning in his head and immediately I start thinking "oh crap." He smiles and says "You guys are way to hot to be single"... and he keeps going on and on about how I don't have a boyfriend but I should have one... I wanted to just walk away... but I didn't want to leave my friend... so I stand their... I keep telling him I am not interested but he keeps trying to tell me why he would be so great for me... he asks me for my name and I am too stupid to lie to him so I tell him and he's like "No way! You're name is ToniRenee'? My name is Rene!" my friend discovers she left her wallet in the car, so we both leave and on our way out he yells "Bye ToniRenee'!" We didn't go back... thank goodness

:rofl:

I would say for pickup basketball games, fundamentals, teamwork and determination are key . That's what my uncle says at least...I think the most important thing is scoring big, administering the crossover dribble and occasionally taking it to the hole .

Of course, my shot selection is questionable and I have a tendancy to force several ill advised shots and dish out 6 meaningless, self serving assists for the sake of padding my own stats. I also tend to overdribble and stand idle when I don't have the ball beause moving without the ball and ball movement are too muh work and too old fashioned and they don't have highlights for that on SportsCenter . I am more concerned with making myself look good than winning . I did my job because I have 30 points and 6 assists despite my team's failues . That way, people will just focus on how talented I am and blame everyone else .

Joe, i thinQ it's time for your meds.

This happened to me at the mall a couple weeks ago

So, I am walking with my friend and we are stopped by these guys trying to sell us cell phones. My friend is always interested in a new phone, so we stop... once they figure out I don't want a phone they leave me alone for a little while.. this guy keeps staring at me though. Then he starts talking... "So, do you guys have boyfriends?" and, without thinking it through, I say "no" and he just freezes... he looks at her... then me... then her... I can see the little wheels turning in his head and immediately I start thinking "oh crap." He smiles and says "You guys are way to hot to be single"... and he keeps going on and on about how I don't have a boyfriend but I should have one... I wanted to just walk away... but I didn't want to leave my friend... so I stand their... I keep telling him I am not interested but he keeps trying to tell me why he would be so great for me... he asks me for my name and I am too stupid to lie to him so I tell him and he's like "No way! You're name is ToniRenee'? My name is Rene!" my friend discovers she left her wallet in the car, so we both leave and on our way out he yells "Bye ToniRenee'!" We didn't go back... thank goodness

this sort of crazy seems to always happen to you

Yeah... crazy people are drawn to me...

Too bad I can't find some hot guy who wants to hit on me <_<

Maybe some of the "hot" :x guys feel the same way, but the craziness of the crazy guys just cures them of being shy .

oh... I see I mean... I understand that... but annoying people suck!!!

This thread is priceless!

oh... I see I mean... I understand that... but annoying people suck!!!

LOL

how about:

''Do you see 'ugly and annoying bastards wanted' in my face? No? Then why don't you get the fuck off before I call the cops due to unbearable behaviour and non-existent grooming on your side?!''

I wonder what face someone would make when he'd actually get that shoved into his face

Maybe you should hit on the hot guys instead of letting them come to you? (or not come, it seems)

Go girl!

This thread is priceless!

poor Tooboku...

This happened to me at the mall a couple weeks ago

So, I am walking with my friend and we are stopped by these guys trying to sell us cell phones. My friend is always interested in a new phone, so we stop... once they figure out I don't want a phone they leave me alone for a little while.. this guy keeps staring at me though. Then he starts talking... "So, do you guys have boyfriends?" and, without thinking it through, I say "no" and he just freezes... he looks at her... then me... then her... I can see the little wheels turning in his head and immediately I start thinking "oh crap." He smiles and says "You guys are way to hot to be single"... and he keeps going on and on about how I don't have a boyfriend but I should have one... I wanted to just walk away... but I didn't want to leave my friend... so I stand their... I keep telling him I am not interested but he keeps trying to tell me why he would be so great for me... he asks me for my name and I am too stupid to lie to him so I tell him and he's like "No way! You're name is ToniRenee'? My name is Rene!" my friend discovers she left her wallet in the car, so we both leave and on our way out he yells "Bye ToniRenee'!" We didn't go back... thank goodness

This thread is priceless!

I agree

This happened to me at the mall a couple weeks ago

So, I am walking with my friend and we are stopped by these guys trying to sell us cell phones. My friend is always interested in a new phone, so we stop... once they figure out I don't want a phone they leave me alone for a little while.. this guy keeps staring at me though. Then he starts talking... "So, do you guys have boyfriends?" and, without thinking it through, I say "no" and he just freezes... he looks at her... then me... then her... I can see the little wheels turning in his head and immediately I start thinking "oh crap." He smiles and says "You guys are way to hot to be single"... and he keeps going on and on about how I don't have a boyfriend but I should have one... I wanted to just walk away... but I didn't want to leave my friend... so I stand their... I keep telling him I am not interested but he keeps trying to tell me why he would be so great for me... he asks me for my name and I am too stupid to lie to him so I tell him and he's like "No way! You're name is ToniRenee'? My name is Rene!" my friend discovers she left her wallet in the car, so we both leave and on our way out he yells "Bye ToniRenee'!" We didn't go back... thank goodness

this sort of crazy seems to always happen to you