Guilty or Not Guilty?

Guilty!

Slept in knowing you had to go visit someone but dreaded the fact?

Not Guilty....yet. Thanks for the idea! (Y)

Photo bombed on purpose?

Not guilty.

Run with scissors?

Not Guilty.

Bombed the bathroom when someone else was waiting to use it next?

Bombed as in ?

I don't think I did

Kept something you borrowed from someone on purpose?

Not guilty. But I've lost many things that way.

Lectured a panhandler.

Not Guilty

Fell asleep while talking on the phone

Guilty. (Not so much talking as listening.)

Driven over 100 MPH (160 KPH)

Not Guilty

Got drunk being underage in your country

Somewhat Guilty
 
Couldn't make it to the bathroom so peed in a public place?

Guilty

Called someone by the wrong name on purpose to pissed them off?

Not guilty. But thanks for the idea.

Grazed in a grocery store's produce section?

Not Guilty

Opened something at a grocery store & ate it, but didn't bother to pay for it at the checkout?

Guilty, It was a small bottle of water in Publix or Target, can'tr remember. But I did unintentionally, I just forgot to pay it and realized it when I was already home

Gave away something you got as a gift?

Guilty.

Smoked a cigar?

Guilty.

Drank to the point of passing out?

Nope, hope to never go that far
 

Pretended to be someone else?

Guilty! I was always the Red Ranger from the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers when I was a kid

Accidentally left the flame running on the stove/range all night?

Not Guilty. Long enough to burn a hole in the bottom of a forgotten aluminum pot though.

Told your mother, father, sister or brother you hated them?

Never, not guilty.

Stole something small?