Guilty or Not Guilty?

Not guilty

Got caught having sex in a public place?

Not Guilty

Ever pretend to be asleep?

Guilty all the time when I just can't fall asleep I'm a light sleeper

Cursed out a BEST friend?

Guilty.

Stolen a pen from somewhere on purpose?

Guilty.

Walked your dog and not picked up the poop?

Don't have a dog personally so not guilty.

Drank out of the milk cartoon and leaving a ring of whatever you just ate?

Not guilty

Pretended to know more about something just to impress other people?

Guilty.

Flirted with a police man/woman to get out of trouble?

Not Guilty.

Decided to go to work without a shower knowing you needed one?

Not Guilty, ...in the 19th century 

Cross the street outside the cross-walk ? 

Guilty.

Look through someone's smartphone without them knowing?

Guilty, to sounds like less of a nosy Rosie I was looking for a game to play
 
Switched dinner plates with someone while they weren't present to get more of that delectable delight?

Not guilty.

Stolen someone's Halloween candy?

Guilty

Ran over an animal with your car by accident?

Guilty. Hit a large dog while on a motorcycle. Last day of his life and almost mine.

See someone shoplift and do nothing about it?

not guilty.

see someone get blamed for something you let them take the blame?

Guilty

Spit in someones food?

Not guilty.

Told a host/hostess at a party that their food tasted bad in front of others?

Not guilty.

Tried to get someones attention by making obnoxious noises?

REALLY not guilty

... Be jealous in love ?