Guilty or Not Guilty?

Guilty, big or small,it is stealing.

Being aggressive to someone desreves it?

Guilty and proud of it! (Y)

Sent a naked picture of yourself to someone in the past 30 days?

^ Not guilty...yet

Forgot to flush the toilet for a day?

Ewww...NOT GUILTY!!! :yuckky:

Fell asleep during a serious conversation?

Guilty

Left a chocolate bar in the car during a hot day?

Guilty

Committed highway littering?

Yes but it was organic material that decompose with in weeks.

Skipped any meals today?

Yes.

Pretending not to speak a language to avoid talking to someone (ex. pretending not to speak English when a telemarketer calls so you don't have to listen to their BS spiel)?

Not Guilty, if I can't stand you I just will ignore you why pretend?

Smacked into a businesses glass door thinking it was a push door when it was a pull towards oneself door? (SO GUILTY YESTERDAY...EMBARRASSING AS HELL TOO!)

Guilty. Also pulled on handles clearly marked PUSH.

Pooped your pants as an adult?

^ Who hasn't to some extent? So my answer is guilty

Pretended to be injured to cut a line?

Huh. Not guilty. (Note to self: Buy cane tomorrow.)

Parked in a handicapped spot even though you aren't.

Not guilty. I don't have drivers license 

avoided phone calls from your mom?

Guilty.

Parked in a handicapped spot?

Not Guilty

Flipped someone off in a bout of road rage?

Guilty.

Ate a whole full size cake in one sitting?

Guilty Dam you Cheesecake Factory

Slept on the floor due to one too many drinks?

^ Not that I know of so, not guilty.

Use the rest room of the opposite sex b/c the one for your sex is occupied and you really need to use the bathroom!?

Not guilty.

Sneaked your own food/drinks into a theatre or event?

Guilty

Borrowed an article of clothing from a friend never to return it back?