Guilty or Not Guilty?

Guilty

Burned pie in the oven?

Guilty

Pee'd in public within the last 7 days?

Nope

Had some chocolate this past weekend?

Yes and i feel not guilty for that

Be lazy a raining day ?

Maybe. Too lazy to check the weather outside.

Left the cardboard on a frozen pizza you put in the oven?

Guilty

Went out to eat just because you were too lazy to cook?

^ And that pizza was f*cked then, wasn't it?  Unsalvageable.  I've done it twice.

Guilty

Run a red light on purpose?

Not Guilty.

Ever pepper sprayed someone?

Not Guilty.

Peed in the bushes due to no restrooms around?

Guilty.

Sneezed so hard you accidentally farted?

Not guilty.

Burned any clothes by ironing?

Not guilty.

Missed a credit card payment?

Pretty guilty...

Go outdoor with two differents colors of socks ?

I think I'm not guilty. But at home it happened.

Have you ever turned something on fire accidentaly?

Guilty 

Ate a whole box of cereal in one day?

Guilty

Drank an entire bottle of wine by yourself?

Guilty  

Slept in your bf's/gf's underwear?

Not guilty lol.

Danced around the house when no one is around in your birthday suit?

Guilty

Accidently brocke something in a store and just left it there?

Guilty. I've done that a few times actually

Stolen money from someone's wallet?