Guilty or Not Guilty?

Guilty, in the university when we made the final work for statistics, I did most of the job because I was the only who manages mathematics well, and my friends needed a 100% to approve the class

Been the one who lets everyone else make the work?

Not guilty.

Not paid a bill?

Guilty.... I forgot doing it even when I had the $$

Driving without license?

Not Guilty, which is good, considering how I got pulled over last week

Ever thrown things out of the window of a moving car?

Guilty. Everything just "flew" out

Ever forged a signature?

Guilty. 

Ever gotten detention?

Guilty. They called it "study hall" at my school.

Ever ditched school and do nothing?

Guilty, but it was senior ditch day.

Ever talk back to "authority figures"

^^ lives in the US

Guilty. He thought I was ditching school.

Ever dropped a full ice cream on the ground?

Guilty, it was 3 scoops I was 5, and it was a nightmare.

Have you ever hacked something?

Not Guilty. Though, I contemplated it in revenge plots haha

Ever had someone pretend to be you?

Bryan, did you think I was in Brazil? Infelizamente, nao

Hacking I've done before...

Not Guilty for the someone pretending to be me.

Have you ever danced around drunk? 

Guilty, xD!

Ever won an invitation for something?

Guilty (how is that a crime though )

Have you ever passed out in public? 

Guilty. Once is  Paraty, Brazil and once in a bathroom. Those were my tacky days though. I swear I've changed

Ever have a drunk friend/person try to be overly friendly with you?

"Tacky days"  

Guilty

Ever pushed someone on public transport? 

Guilty, have you seen colombian public transportation?

Have stole a candy from a child?

Guilty, but only if you count my cousins, who were too old to be trick or treating to begin with

Ever constantly run into someone you hate/despise?

Guilty. Happens at the worst times too.

Ever stolen something very expensive?

Guilty. 

Have you ever skipped on a date because you weren't feeling it anymore?