Guilty or Not Guilty?

Not Guilty.

Been thrown out of a club?

Not Guilty

Sneaked into a club when you were underage?

Guilty

Have you ever done an illegal substance other then your run of the mill (Weeds/Alcohol/Pills do not count)

Not Guilty

Have you ever stole something from a person you know?

Not Guilty

Ever ruined a library book?

Guilty.

Ever fallen asleep while someone was talking to you?

Guilty.

Have you ever made firework?

Not guilty (I have used them though )

Have you ever abandoned a friend at an event? 

Not guilty. But I've been abandoned by a friend lol.

Ever been smacked by your parents?

Not Guilty

Caught an attitude for no reason at all?

Guilty (I think that can be justified for women though )

Have you ever purposely spilled a drink at someone and pretended it was an accident? 

Not guilty lol.

Have you eaten a unique type of food? e.g kangaroo meat, frog tails, snails etc

Guilty, frog legs (no shame it's better than chicken), and a chocolate stuffed ant, apparently that's a Colombian special

Have you ever asked for samples because you just wanted freebies?

Yes all the time lol

Have you ever ignored someone you know on the street?

Guilty. 

Ever leave something in the freezer, it exploded?

Guilty.

Told to a begger that you don't have money though you had?

Guilty

Ever slip on ice or fall down in front of a large crowd of people?

Guilty, Saudade!

Have you ever broken a valuable item belonging to your parents?

Guilty I think? 

Ever gone to the school nurse just so you don't go to class? 

100x Guilty

Ever gone a week without talking to anyone?