Guilty or Not Guilty?
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guilty!
ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
Not guilty
Sharting in a fancy restaurant on a date night?
Not guilty
left the theater in the middle of the movie?
guilty
vomiting in public?
Spoiler
Drinking so damn much that the above happens?
I almost never drink 
coffee doesn't count of course 
Ignoring your girlfriend to booze with buddies?
nope, got nether girlfriend nor buddies
spending the whole day watching tv show instead of working and/or being overall useful?
Guilty
Stealing the last slice of pizza?
Not guilty
Eating in bed, making a huge mess and not cleaning it up?
Guilty
watching porn? 
Guilty once or twice
Going to class having not slept at all after a night hanging out?
Guilty
abusing your bicycle and when blaming circumstances for the flat tire?
Anyone who claims they have never watch porn is LYING. Any way...
Not Guilty
Lied about never watching porn? 
guilty
playing dumb when the bill arrives for other people to pay?
Not guilty
1 minute ago, Myfashexp said:abusing your bicycle and when blaming circumstances for the flat tire?
Not guilty of this either 
Argued with a cop and becoming pissed enough to be threatened with detention?
Guilty 
swearing while driving?
Guilty
Eating someone's food and blaming someone else when they ask who took their food?
Guilty
Ignoring your friends so you can watch a tv show/movie at home?
Guilty
violating a speed limit right after getting a ticket for violating a speed limit?
Not guilty. I haven't yet got a speed ticket on my bicycle
Use a heavy workout as an excuse to eat a family size pizza in one sitting?