Guilty or Not Guilty?

Guilty

Have you ever face planted while riding your bike?

Just now, Myfashexp said:

guilty  

1 minute ago, Stromboli1 said:

Have you ever face planted while riding your bike?

Not guilty 

Add 30-45 minutes to your lunch break just to jerk around?  

Guilty

Have you ever brought in alcohol/drugs to a theater/cinema to watch a movie?

not guilty

cultivating sideburns for no apparent reason?

Not guilty - only beards, goatees, and van dykes for me.

Have you ever farted while doing ab work in the gym?

I've done it several times, but it wasn't my fault?

1 minute ago, Stromboli1 said:

I've done it several times, but it wasn't my fault?

it was @Stormbringer 's fault

^

8 minutes ago, Myfashexp said:

 

it was @Stormbringer 's fault

 

What's going on here  

Just now, Stormbringer said:

What's going on here  

you stepped on his belly while he was doing crunches and he farted to release some pressure

3 minutes ago, Myfashexp said:

you stepped on his belly while he was doing crunches and he farted to release some pressure

 

I have nothing to do with this  

I feel a lot better now.

To the above... Not guilty.

Leaving a restaurant without paying?

(Something here it's called: "hacer perro muerto" -> "to do the dead dog"  )

^Here it's called dine & dash.

Not guilty

Stole money from your parents?

Not guilty

Ever yelled at a police officer?

Yes

Do you sing in the shower?

Guilty

Took something from a restaurant with you? (Like a pretty glass) 

Not Guilty

Did you bully students in high school?

Not guilty.

Losing your keys and having to change the lock and all?