Guilty or Not Guilty?
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1 hour ago, Stormbringer said:Use a heavy workout as an excuse to eat a family size pizza in one sitting?
this is my usual portion 
..... anyway in principle guilty 
staying lazy at bed for ages after waking up?
Guilty
Getting caught by your parents while masturbating?
guilty
using cold weather as an excuse to cheat on your bike with a car? 
I managed to phase it as a crime 
Not guilty, I don't even own a bike
Stealing money from your parents to buy stuff you actually didn't need at all?
Not guilty.
Feeling good after purposely making fun of someone?
Not guilty
Lying to your partner?
Guilty
Choosing your friends over family?
Guilty 
Hacked someone's computer?
Not guilty
Stole your friends girlfriend/boyfriend?
Not guilty
Driving after boozing?
Not guilty
Using all the hot water so the person who has to shower after you has to take a cold shower? 
Guilty 
breaking in your own house b/c you forgot the keys?
Not guilty
Eating someone else's food at work and not replacing it?
Not guilty
not watching when the one and only goal is scored in a football game? 
Not guilty
Stealing from a store?
not guilty
not turning off your tv for hours though you are not watching?
Guilty - I'm lucky my Xbox One turns off my tv if it sits idol for too long.
Physically fought with a friend?
not guilty
using physical force instead of arguments?
Guilty - I used rational arguments until they became a danger to themselves.
Have you ever been arrested?
guilty
have you ever violated a red light?