Guilty or Not Guilty?
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guilty
playing dumb when you don't know what to do? 
Probably guilty 
Not washing the dishes for more than a day?
guilty .... another one of my favorites 
not making the move on the pretty girl at the gym? 
Guilty 
Going 50+ km/hr over the speed limit?
guilty 
eating the meat and trashing everything else on the dish?
Not guilty
I do eat the rest too
Eating way, way too much lamb?
14 hours ago, Stormbringer said:Eating way, way too much lamb?
define "way way too much" 
with my definition ..... not guilty
not getting an erection and leaving the poor innocent girl without sex? 
I'm not a guy so can't answer that
Stealing?
Not guilty.
Taking the subway in the wrong direction and not realizing it until many stops have passed?
guilty
eating the crust of the bread and trash the crumb?
Not guilty, but I've seen my sisters do that...
Yelling at bad traffic?
Yes .... yelling and swearing.
Ignore the medical professional and diagnose your symptoms yourself?
Spoiler
and surprisingly get much better
Not guilty
Forgotten your luggage at the airport?
Not guilty
Sneaked into someone's hotel room and took all the drinks/snack out of their minibar?
Not guilty
Steal some candy?
Yes
Have you ever cheated on your taxes?
Not guilty
You ever didn't eat because you wanted to be skinnier?
Guilty before I knew about nutrition.
Have you ever watched a porno?
Guilty 
Eating unhealthy for a whole week?
Guilty
Have you ever dieted for an event?