Laffy

No, I don't imagine that there's too much polo being playing around Portsmouth. I used to live near a very good ground and seen a couple of good-quality matches purely by chance.

Did you stay in Portsmouth when you lived in England?

What's it like living down on the River Plate? Quite different from England one would imagine! Good steak for a start.

Enjoyed the "baron" post in the movie subforum, by the way. (Y)

Portsmouth is indeed my British bolt-hole. Spent a year trying to accomplish something or other (I forget <_< ) in London too...

Steak is the best in Buenos Aires, it is true - but as anybody who knows me on here is probably very bored of me extolling it's virtues I shall not go on about it again!

Things I like about the UK - afternoons in pubs (and all that choice of beers), sausages, Yorkshire pudding, WH Smith, bluebells, Wimbledon Tennis Championships, train stations, the 'Pompey Chimes', blackberry picking, Bonfire Night, and a decent cup of tea (cliché I know, but indubitably true)!

omg you gotta watch this! i lol'ed for like 5 mins

I posted this in my blog a few weeks ago

I don't imagine that you appreciate the song references much. I wouldn't have twigged had you not alerted me to the presence of the song and then led me through its meaning; I'm much too naive.

After being tricked into eating saltwater taffy and, of course, following your revelations, I don't really have any desire to sample laffy taffy any more.

You have braces? Apparently I have perfect teeth . . . for a Brit at least. I don't really have much faith in my dentist though, as a dental exam by him consists of him running his index finger along the front of one's teeth, then running it behind and exclaiming "no holes!". I attend a Univeristy that his son wants to attend though so last time I got the consultation for free - win! The exciting life that I lead.

Not all British slang and nicknames follow the "t-blank-double f-optional blank" format.

Oh my, I was with a lady doctor today who had the most incredible accent. Her accent was part-Irish, part-South African, and it was amazing. It must be like a Berno-Laffy hybrid :| ; would that be a Lerno or a Baffy accent then?

I've had the nickname for ages too, even before the song came out.

And whenever I'm first introduced to someone as "Laffy" they say

"What, like the song?" & I'm just <_<

Laffy Taffy is a special type of taffy though

It's fruity & majorly artificial But very good, imo.

Yeah, I have braces Shitty. My teeth are actually straight and whatnot, I'm just missing two. My body never made my adult lateral incisors so the spaces closed and they realized that I was missing two teeth. Then they moved all my teeth back and made space and now I have fake teeth in. I get my braces off soon, though. I'm so stoked. A few more months

Wow, that sounds wicked. I love irish accents (I'm not just saying that because of Berno ) I also love australian accents . Baffy & Lerno I believe that Bernard & I have had a conversation similar to this one, in the past. Except we did Portia + Berno, which equalled "Porno" and "Bortia"

GUYS I'M SO LONELY

I just got back from work and there's a huge party tonight, but I can't go!

Everyone I know is going and it sounds so fun, but I'm all alone at home.

This is me sad & greasy, talking on the phone with friends at the party:

+ I smell like tartar sauce QQ

Someone come online and keep me company!

Thanks, ed <_<

My neighbours are having sex with their curtains open...

I'm lazy so...

Are you taking notes as you're watching them?

omg you gotta watch this! i lol'ed for like 5 mins

You and I are very much alike

I posted this in my blog a few weeks ago

you should give me your blog so i dont have to wait so long to see such things.

do you like Lily Allen?

As a matter of fact I do. When I feel like listening to cheerful music I

listen to her's (even though the subject matter is morbid, the songs are so happy sounding )

I really like "The Fear".

She has cool videos and style, the dress she's wearing in this video reminds me of some Chloe collection, maybe it's Chloe? But I'm not an expert enough to be 100% sure about it and the chessboard reminds me of a photo Coco Rocha had in Vogue Nippon August 2008 (one of their best issues, there was also a cool editorial with Anna J and Sasha P. was on the cover).

Oh and back to Lily.....if I based my opinion only on what is said about her in gossips sited, and her quotes....well....but she seems to be not like another popstar, but a person that has something to tell...idk how to explain it, nevermind.

I want to be rich and I want lots of money

I don't care about clever I don't care about funny

I want loads of clothes and f**kloads of diamonds

I heard people die while they are trying to find them

I'll take my clothes off and it will be shameless

'Cuz everyone knows that's how you get famous

I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror

I'm on the right track yeah I'm on to a winner

{Chorus}

I don't know what's right and what's real anymore

I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore

When we think it will all become clear

'Cuz I'm being taken over by The Fear

Life's about film stars and less about mothers

It's all about fast cars and cussing each other

But it doesn't matter cause I'm packing plastic

And that's what makes my life so f***ing fantastic

And I am a weapon of massive consumption

And it's not my fault it's how I'm program to function

I'll look at the sun and I'll look in the mirror

I'm on the right track yeah I'm on to a winner

{Chorus}

I don't know what's right and what's real anymore

I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore

When we think it will all become clear

'Cuz I'm being taken over by The Fear

{Bridge}

Forget about guns and forget ammunition

Cause I'm killing them all on my own little mission

Now I'm not a saint but I'm not a sinner

Now everything is cool as long as I'm getting thinner

{Chorus}

I don't know what's right and what's real anymore

I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore

When we think it will all become clear

'Cause I'm being taken over by fear

Feeling chirpier at all today? Hope that last night picked up a bit. Chin chin.

The dentist. Does that mean that you're not allowed fizzy drinks either? :| I would be in trouble of that happened, I practically live on Coca-Cola. :| And tea, naturally. Glad that you're free soon. Do you have the 'pink drink' in Canada?

I think that the Irish accent was voted the "most popular" or "most desired" accent (or something along those lines) over here a couple of years ago. See, there's no reason for you not to post Bernie; all the Bellazon girls will swoon for you. I'd post mine if I wasn't snuffly at the moment and if I actually had something to say! I think that Australian accents sound good in girls but sound a bit funny in boys. Sorry Ed.

"Porno" and "Bortia".

Oh, oh, I'm visiting the US in the Summer and have a spare weekend, would you say that it is worthwhile visiting Toronto or Montreal? I might have to visit Canade for visa reasons.

I hear Montreal has a great nightlife. Infact, if you do end up going there, ask the Alexa to show you around. Shes a member here, her names Rogue

shes hot

Thanks, ed <_<

My neighbours are having sex with their curtains open...

Sinner...

"Porno" & "Bortia" = priceless

I'm saving this on my hard drive....

I'm lazy so...Are you taking notes as you're watching them?

you should give me your blog so i dont have to wait so long to see such things.

Neverrrrr! No offence, my blog is 100% anonymous. I refuse to tell anyone the url

do you like Lily Allen?

As a matter of fact I do. When I feel like listening to cheerful music I

listen to her's (even though the subject matter is morbid, the songs are so happy sounding )

I really like "The Fear".

She has cool videos and style, the dress she's wearing in this video reminds me of some Chloe collection, maybe it's Chloe? But I'm not an expert enough to be 100% sure about it and the chessboard reminds me of a photo Coco Rocha had in Vogue Nippon August 2008 (one of their best issues, there was also a cool editorial with Anna J and Sasha P. was on the cover).

Oh and back to Lily.....if I based my opinion only on what is said about her in gossips sited, and her quotes....well....but she seems to be not like another popstar, but a person that has something to tell...idk how to explain it, nevermind.

Feeling chirpier at all today? Hope that last night picked up a bit. Chin chin.

The dentist. Does that mean that you're not allowed fizzy drinks either? :| I would be in trouble of that happened, I practically live on Coca-Cola. :| And tea, naturally. Glad that you're free soon. Do you have the 'pink drink' in Canada?

I think that the Irish accent was voted the "most popular" or "most desired" accent (or something along those lines) over here a couple of years ago. See, there's no reason for you not to post Bernie; all the Bellazon girls will swoon for you. I'd post mine if I wasn't snuffly at the moment and if I actually had something to say! I think that Australian accents sound good in girls but sound a bit funny in boys. Sorry Ed.

"Porno" and "Bortia".

Oh, oh, I'm visiting the US in the Summer and have a spare weekend, would you say that it is worthwhile visiting Toronto or Montreal? I might have to visit Canade for visa reasons.

I never really drink fizzy drinks so I don't really mind that I'm not allowed to. I don't think that braces would stop anyone who did drink them, though. They also tell us not to chew gum or eat nuts and things like that, and I still do it

What's pink drink?

I totally forgot about the voice posting I don't think I'll do it...

Montreal is totally great! Toronto, as well Where in the US are you going?

Thanks, ed <_<

My neighbours are having sex with their curtains open...

Sinner...

"Porno" & "Bortia" = priceless

I'm saving this on my hard drive....

I'm lazy so...Are you taking notes as you're watching them?

They're gross, though

you should give me your blog so i dont have to wait so long to see such things.

Neverrrrr! No offence, my blog is 100% anonymous. I refuse to tell anyone the url

dont make me find it and give you the link myself

There isn't a chance in hell that you'd be able to find it and prove that it's mine

If you could, I would be intensely impressed.

what, do you pose as a 38 year old pedo (Tooboku) or something?

In my blog? No, I just don't leave any trails that lead to it. Ever.

Idk, I feel like if people know the url, I'll hold back from what I post. I like posting and knowing that no one knows it's me saying it. If I told anyone that the blog was mine, I'd think about them reading it everytime I posted something.

Yennnnnno :neo2:

hmm, youre right. never thought about it like that.

buttttt, then you cant say to your friends, "yo i found this really funny thing, you should check it out on my blog." then theyre like, "you have a blog!?" then youre like, "yea man, im cool like that."

blogs are cool?

I'm saving this on my hard drive....

Ditto. (I know i said i wouldn't anymore Portia, but.. )

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Okay, someone give me a script and I'll post my voice.