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as far as I know you haven't slept with me![]()
well I wasn't just counting the past, I was counting ahead a little as well :evil:
Celine doesn't count, because that's just distrubing!
I was going to say the same, but I oversimplified my response instead
*looks her up* yes, she seems ok
likewise, I didn't know who this was either, but I'm a good slut, I remember all the names of the women I've been with

All 4400 of them? ![]()

oh 4400. heh. no, that was a joke.
I passed that number a loooong time ago.
(hey! no doing any math on that, I don't want to hear about how impossible it might be, just shut up and believe everything I say. ok, good.)

4400 isn't impossible. Just very unlikely. George Simenon slept with 10000 women. (So he claims)
Which isn't impossible. 50 years of sexual activity=> 200 women a year =>a little under 4 women a week on average.

when Wilt announced his "conservative estimate" of 20K, people started doing math on it, and it was pretty funny. like that with his hoops lifestyle taking up a large chunk of his day, he'd have to basically be handed women (i.e. he didn't have time to go meet them), and he'd have to spend about 15 min. with them, and have 5 min. until the next one.
I'll allow myself one serious second and say that I have no interest at all in hitting 4 digits, I think that's pathological in many ways. I doubt I'd ever approach it in one lifetime

Oh, I agree. Sleeping with 1000 different women in one lifetime is almost impossible.
The reason why the Simenon claim is even slightly believable is that most of those women would have been prostitutes. It's not a secret that later in life he kept half a dozen or so young women at his estate at all times to "entertain" him.
And about numbers: I'm not even into double digits. ![]()

oh, I am not saying it's impossible in the least. starting at 18 and going to 48, would be one every 10 days or so. there are people that do that. I know a couple. no idea what their numbers are and don't want to know, but these guys go looking for a new girl just about every day. their lives are about conquest and getting laid. very glad I'm not them.

What a shitty life... Think of all the STD's they must have...

speaking of size... you've got a lot of catching up to do!

what do you mean?

lots of posting to do.

oh yea, long weekend. Trippy weekend... Overall a very good weekend.

What, none of you is up to triple digits? ![]()

What, none of you is up to triple digits?![]()
what do you mean, a 100" penis? or 100cm? either one is on the impressive side.
my first response would have been "any size " but er.. lol just kidding ![]()
What, none of you is up to triple digits?
what do you mean, a 100" penis? or 100cm? either one is on the impressive side.
that hurts

I've slept with a grand total of 4 people. I do not like to count the first one since that was less than a minute... I was just testing the waters.. ![]()
I've slept with a grand total of 4 people. I do not like to count the first one since that was less than a minute... I was just testing the waters..![]()
watch out with these tests, they can lead to addiction ![]()

yeah, I don't take tests any more.. that was 4 years ago.

I've slept with a total of.... ooops, I lost count after zero! (I learned that lesson somewhere after zero)