How BIG do you prefer your man to be?

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#261
obviously you don't know isabelle boulay, c
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#262

ok, so I guess Celine Dion kills a thread about penis size. she must be the ultimate hard-off.

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#263

how come YOU wana revive that thread ?

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#264

I may not be a mass consumer of The Penis, but I am a pretty big fan of my own personal penis. we go way back.

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#265

:| tell me you said that jokingly ?

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#266

joking in which way? I don't hate my middle extremity, we have a good relationship. I just pretty much stick to handling my own. when I outsource body parts, I seek the female variety.

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#267

This just didn't turn into the me and my little friend thread, did it?

*runs out screaming*

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#268

no.

no way, man.

there's nothing little about my friend.

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#269

Me and my little friend just shared a laugh.

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#270

I'm glad you see eye to eye.

but wait... is that an enlightened member, or is your sense of humor truly so low you can share laughs with a penis?

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#271

i think he meant that looking at his penis makes him laugh, that's how most ppl react anyways when they see it

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#272
i think he meant that looking at his penis makes him laugh, that's how most ppl react anyways when they see it

Yup.

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#273
I'm glad you see eye to eye.

but wait... is that an enlightened member, or is your sense of humor truly so low you can share laughs with a penis?

Yes.

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#274

see, you Belgians are such easy targets. take up arms against your aggressors! especially the French, what are they going to do?

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#275

.. I leave for a little while and look at all the trouble you little boys have caused along with your little friends.

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#276

we already have a thread for determining if friends are little or big

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#277

ahh, this contraversial topic has run-dry.

I still stand by 6' to 7'... 6' is fine... :| omg .. I can't believe i'm thinking about this.. I really shouldn't.

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#278

A girl who is content with 6' won't be dissapointed very often (not in the size department, anyway). A girl who only wants over 7', needs a reality check, or needs to contact a porn producer, since they seem to be good at finding the well-endowed freaks of nature.

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#279

.. well endowed my BUTT, I saw a prono once which I couldn't stop laughing at... the guy was so big it couldn't even stay straight and it was erect (I mean .. come on there were like 3 other chicks there naked...).

I was Flop!

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#280
A girl who is content with 6' won't be dissapointed very often (not in the size department, anyway). A girl who only wants over 7', needs a reality check, or needs to contact a porn producer, since they seem to be good at finding the well-endowed freaks of nature.

7" is only 17.76 cm. That's not really that big...

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