Francesca Locked
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Dear Fran's Diary,
Tell her crack kills...
...and speedos kill faster.
*ribbit*
JC
Dear my diary,
i realize that speedos kill faster. which is why i'm going to go get my speedo stash from my closet and make stretchy band thingies to fling.
-Frannie.
Dear diary,
if I could, I'd make Fran a little mastercard ad for her...using Flash of course 
but I can't <_< 
- ed.
Dear diary,
I am touched by the thought of Ed making a little mastercard ad for me.
And I wonder why he can't.
Or perhaps I am interpreting this the wrong way.
Did he mean Flash as in my FLASH? 
-Frannie Girl.
nicole.
i can't go a minute (literally, i checked) without thinking of cyrus.
i honestly can't.
you know why right? its called the white bear syndrome.
Fran DONT THINK OF WHITE BEARS. dont think of cute cuddly white furry bears. no polar bears. no snuggle bear. no WHITE BEARS.
ok come back to me in a minute and tell me if you thought of white bears
those damn sexy bears.
dear diary,
i have truly L337 sniper skillz
- Llama
Dear diary
H4><0r is not 1337, it is L4m3
- Ed.
Dear diary,I am touched by the thought of Ed making a little mastercard ad for me.
And I wonder why he can't.
Or perhaps I am interpreting this the wrong way.
Did he mean Flash as in my FLASH?
-Frannie Girl.
<{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I don't have the computer skills.
And I meant Flash as in Macromedia Flash, but it was also a joke, albeit lame <_<
*masticates*
Maybe le Llama can be of use eh? 
Dear Diary,
Cyrus is the talk of the town.
The cat with the pants.
Pornstar of the ladies.
Whatever you want to call it. <_<
-Fran.
what the hell does cat with the pants mean? Is that even supposed to make sense? 
how r u?
dear diary,
i am very proud of fran.
love,
nicole
^ 
Dear Diary,
Please tell Andrea that i am fine! i have just come out of rehab. 
okay, not quite. 
but something of the sort. And how is she? 
Please tell Nicole that she was a very big part of my crack-abusing rehab therapy.
Please nod at ed.
Love,
Francescamamalamapama.
dear...
pip MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whatup Fran? :blueeyedbaby:
Francescamamalamapama.
LLAMA! are you sending secret messages to teh llama? oh you totally are.
hee hee. yes. yes, ah am ma'am!
very subtle aren't i.
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Ah.
I wonder.
I am invited for a "reunion" back in Paris with the french class.
Do you possibly perhaps perchance maybe quite think that cyrus is coming? <_<
Go or not to go, that is the question.
Don't let him ruin your life.
Go (Y)
and you also have the chance to seduce him then kick him in the nuts