Francesca Locked

Don't let him ruin your life.

Go (Y)

and you also have the chance to seduce him then kick him in the nuts

coughs *nipple cripple*

^ that could work too

Hello Francesca!

and you also have the chance to seduce him then kick him in the nuts

Sometimes men deserve that.

Sometimes chics deserve that...

of course, if you're going out with a chic with nuts you probably deserve a kick as well

Sometimes chics deserve that...

of course, if you're going out with a chic with nuts you probably deserve a kick as well

Ron Burgundy style:

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."

apparently though, squeezing a lady's ovary feels like 10 times worse than getting kicked in the nuts. . . .

I heard about a story where some guy and his friend were wrestling for fun and the guy's friend decided it'd be funny to kick the other guy in the nuts. The other guy ended up getting his testicles ruptured and 3 weeks in the hospital

It feels bad just listening

Hey worshipper pa!

and andrea!

and ed!

and uh.. barry!

ah, so, are you saying i should:

Seduce him and nipple cripple him, and then while he is in great pain i shall end it by one forceful ninja kick in the nuts.

Finale, as he is writhing on the floor in pain, I flash him, put my cape on, and *poof* :magic: out the door. like the skilled ninja/catwoman that i am.

is this somewhat similar to your expectations?

Good plan (Y)

Personally, as a guy, I'd rather not have his nuts crushed. I feel for them... I share in the pain

great plan Fran.....hey that rhymes

did u end fixing the broken g-string

ha, WELL, in fact, a very kind gentlemen offered to fix my g-string, thank you very much.

hmm.

Rendez-vous with Cyrus's friend tomorrow? or not?

yes :evil:

rendezvouz good...

and you must do some translating for moi...

it's a video in the general thread...

hmm...

what's in it for MOI?

watch it... your reward is in the vid as well

what? what reward in the vid?

btw i dont know korean. tis too bad. i wish i could understand too.

oh damn! well watch the vid anyway

I know you'll like it

ha, WELL, in fact, a very kind gentlemen offered to fix my g-string, thank you very much.

hmm.

Rendez-vous with Cyrus's friend tomorrow? or not?

that was kind of him

fran i sent you a PM but i'm thinking you didnt notice it

ah yes i did! well, NOW.

er.

someone gave me a mysterious piggy bank in the mail today.

nothing else new.

except for the accidental half-flash related to catwoman and that crack in the door and landing on eric.

Ze Fran deserves le bump!

BUMP for her humps and lumps!

ah, zoo yoo sink eet eez possible zat my lumps can fall off while i am, vhat ze amerikains call it, flashing? hmm?

becose i hope not!