Francesca Locked

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#761

my poor Franneh...

"ze teapot eez everysing! Wissout Mrs. Pots ze Beast vould haff killedt himself yearss ago!"

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my poor Franneh...

"ze teapot eez everysing! Wissout Mrs. Pots ze Beast vould haff killedt himself yearss ago!"

where are you getting this teapot thing from??? is that from 'Beauty and the Beast'? . . .

sorry 'bout Eric, Fran

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#763

it a reference to Klaus, the talking fish from American Dad, talking about the Beauty and the Beast and how it relates to his life

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#764

Awww, damn that bitch. Why would some strange, dumb girl want a boyfriend who looks hot in Speedos?

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#765

Francesca, is that your real name? And hi

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#766

ahahhahah!

YIPEEE!

ze eric is free. eet was all a mistake! eet happened to be another eric who is close to him, who happens to have ze slut girlfriend. :evil: alas, i have hope...

ah, but thank you nicole ed chris and barry for ze support!

eet was a false alarm.

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hey acro! oui, the name's francesca. or fran. or franny. or frankie (although that happens to remind Ed of guys who molest other guys' nipples.) or francesca.

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ed- i am not understandink ze teapot and beast concept? pleez explain?

i am joost an innocent poor leetle german/french/russian/dutch fraulein.

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hey acro! oui, the name's francesca. or fran. or franny. or frankie (although that happens to remind Ed of guys who molest other guys' nipples.) or francesca.

"Frankie" makes you sound like some 40 or 50 year old weird mentally retarded dude . . . . . . . wait, wait. there's not much difference

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#769

Sorry Franneh, you know zat vas funny ja?

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#770

but how do you know i'm NOT a 40/50 year old menatally retarded dude...

with a mind of a 2 year old.

hey, it's better than ed, the 97 year old pornstar with the mentality of a 1 year old.

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#771

but how do you know i'm NOT a 40/50 year old menatally retarded dude...

with a mind of a 2 year old.

hey, it's better than ed, the 97 year old pornstar with the mentality of a 1 year old.

so... you wanna take on the pornstar eh? *starts stripping down*

:lullaby:

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but how do you know i'm NOT a 40/50 year old menatally retarded dude...

with a mind of a 2 year old.

hey, it's better than ed, the 97 year old pornstar with the mentality of a 1 year old.

you mean we weren't being flashed by an attractive young lady but instead had a 50 year-old guy showing off his dangly bits!!

i know that's what Ed would prefer anyway

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#773

now how did you know i flash for a living?!

but then again, who HAVENT i flashed...

OR. i could be a 50 year old guy with manboobehs!

Ed would like that... :evil:

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#774

ed loves that shit

Howdy doody Mrs. Nudie?

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#775

Miss Nuddy Pants is single and mingling.

Howdy doody Mr. Booty?

( dont ask me, i dont know what to call you! mr. ___? )

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Miss Nuddy Pants is single and mingling.

Howdy doody Mr. Booty?

( dont ask me, i dont know what to call you! mr. ___? )

Ed loves man booty so Mr Booty is rather apt

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#777

what DOESNT ed like?

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:anger:

I'm angry cause it's true

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#780

^

It seems, your hormones are raging, Ed.

One should think 90 years old is a bit late for raging hormones.

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