Francesca Locked
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ah, i will go if you pay for my gas... i'm out.
...and gas prices are high these days... 
Go flash...er.... hmm....Bruce. :evil:
Bruce may misinterpret the flash and could try and reenact his dodgy pornstar routine things on me . . . :| . . . i don't want to be raped by Bruce 'Pulp Fiction'-style 
never mention american gas prices :|
they are high compared to old skool american petrol prices (less than 1/3 of British prices!!) but compared to British and European prices your gas is dirt cheap. it's amazing when i go on holiday in the US how cheap it is . . . 
i still haven't been 'fingered' by Neo
in hindsight that sounds real dodgy but i can't be arsed to change it so yeah whatever . . . 
^ eek! :| poor you. there there.
^ i mean, i mean that for the post above the post above.
fingered by neo. :|
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define ed's "dodgy pornstar routine things"
define ed's "dodgy pornstar routine things"
i'll let you find out for yourself. i won't spoil the surprise 
darn.
what if i dont expect it and he surprises me! 
then i must put my blind melons to good use!
maybe you should...
maybe YOU should...
maybe...
just maybe...
maybe NOW...
or maybe later...
MEBBE!!! :evil:
haha sorry i had to say that. Remember fat bastard from austin powers? when he said... MEBBE in that sexy... ahem. okay. i'll stop. :|
maybe later 
pip
Hey Fran 
how r u?
^ oh nothing.
how've you been? last heard from barry, you were on a mission in uranus!
no. he was on a mission in blurdk's anus uranus
So that exlains the pain. I mean ummm,,,stop that, I'm just here for the flashes, I don't want any bonuses like that!
^ oh nothing.
how've you been? last heard from barry, you were on a mission in uranus!
no. he was on a mission in blurdk's anus uranus
So that exlains the pain. I mean ummm,,,stop that, I'm just here for the flashes, I don't want any bonuses like that!
that's what you say in public
So
Cheers
and
a
Good
Night.
how you doin Franneh? 
the franneh is terrific except for the fact that while she was crossing the street a bunch of bastards said, "look at that bitch!" "i'd fuck her"
<_< what is up with you men.