Francesca Locked
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not me 
but yeah, i'd f*ck that Franneh 
sorry about that 
sorry for not playing along with the German accent thing in the thread where i was talking about my inadvertent purchase of the German David Bowie song 
other than the men earlier how's it all goin?
in the words of Borat, i hear that those men go "bang bang bang in other man's anus" 
ah yes! you betrayed my german accent.
other than stupid men banging in other men's anuses, i am FINE! 
however, i must say, i'm feeling not in my tippy toppy condition lately. because i havent FLASHED anyone for DAYS! 
ah yes!other than stupid men banging in other men's anuses, i am FINE!
vy have you neinen been doing zee flashing Frau Franneh?
btw, check out Borat Reportings . . . 
meanwhile i am also thinking of trying to leave bellazon (again 
) because eet eez, how ze germans say, very toime consooming, non?
ah, ze bellazon eez no place for a leetle fraulein like ze Franneh. Ze Franneh needs to be ootdoors and running around een ze sunshine and ze german hills, een ze noody pantz and topless! non? 
i sink ze compooter eez not ze place for ze franneh's bum to be around all day. she needs to be oot and aboot, loooking for ze speedos.
So, i sink i leave now. 
know the feeling . . . but you can't leave!
Oh! my! I sink i fallink in LOB 
weez ze Mister Borat! He eez very fine, non? 
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non, ze franneh must be leavink! eet eez for ze better
zee Mr Borat ist zehr attractif . . .
zee Franneh must notten departen from die BZ. Borat und I demanden zat die Franneh stayen put und holden die BZ togetheren. das ist integral!!
Ah non, you crazy german fool! I must be goink soon.
I leavink after ze wedding of Me and Meester Borat. eet waz LOB 
at first sight!
pleez come to ze wedding, BUTT you must be bringink a speedo. :evil: for ze sake of Franneh. In exchange for ze speedo, you vill receive a complimentary goodbye flash!
oui. eet eez settled.
BZ izzent BZ wizzout zee Franneh!
BZ izzent BZ wizzout zee Franneh!
true!!!
you're not really thinking of leaving are you Franneh? 
well you see i sort of am HEY speaking of which, do you really think my real name is franneh? b/c if you do then you are madly insane. 
bot, i steell lob you.
ah, llama, you can leeb weezout me!
yes yes i am sinkink ob leavink.
eet eez true.
llama cant leeb weezout Franneh! Who will flash us now?!
you must replace weez anozer flasher!
zhere eez plenty of zhem to go around, believe me.
ah, az my great GREAT GREAT grandfahza used to say, "Zhere eez plenty of flashers een ze sea, Franneh!"
but you are the queen of the flashers! Mild mannered German milkmaid Franneh by day, Nipplelina by night!! :evil:
well you see i sort of am HEY speaking of which, do you really think my real name is franneh? b/c if you do then you are madly insane.ah, llama, you can leeb weezout me!
yes yes i am sinkink ob leavink.
eet eez true.
if you think that my name is Barry then you are madly insane. or are you? 
but zer is only vun Franneh 
ve demanden zat you stayen on zie forum!!!
but you are the queen of the flashers! Mild mannered German milkmaid Franneh by day, Nipplelina by night!! :evil:
^
touche.
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okay. i go now.
GOOOOOODBYE!
AUF WIENERSCHNITZEL, AND FLASH AS HARD AS YOU CAN FOR ME! 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *sob*
ladies... FLASH SALUTE!
*pulls up shirt*
Franneh, you don't need speedos when you can watch the Borat "hunting" sketch. 
i know that you were lovin' it
yes i was LOVIN it.
but, borat isnt pleasing me. 
i must cancel ze wedding!
because he refuses to wear speedos! 
that leetle beech!
cool your 19! i'm 18. in case you didnt know.
but it seems everyone stalks me these days.
alright chap! gooooooodbye. see you later 