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not with a BANG but a whimper...'s avatar
not with a BANG but a whimper...
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#341
Chanel is playing Horde with me....we downed Deathwing even though his shit is not out yet. That's how epic we are together

victoriasecretbombshell.jpg[Chanel Iman says:]

Damn straight we be! And I'm stomping that shit with my mother f&$king bubble gun. You say you can't have guns in WoW? Well Chanel damn can. Me and Red be pimping the shit outta that place - they see us and they be runnin'...

Yo, Dumber and Dumberer - you wanna mess with me and Miss O? I doubt it! Mother f%^king unicorns and cotton panties!

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#342

izabelgoulartpicture3.jpg[izabel Goulart says]

What's with the Cotton hate? I play in cotton undies too! *starts crying, yet again*

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#343

erinheatherton.jpg[Lindsay Ellingson says:]

See, even VS is backing me up right now!

This Christmas morning, will you be a cotton or satin kind of girl?

Cotton Lingerie TM it is! Suck it Incredible Horde! Cotton Alliance FTW!

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#344

Merry Christmas y'all.

And may your 'Munks work the fire

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"And I'm not going Rupologize for anything"
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#345

Chanel: If you had to smoke a bong with someone who would you choose?

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Just remember, Biden wasn't elected. He was installed
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#346

Ugh Sprinkle the answer is clearly me. lol

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#347

^ I'm gonna have to agree there!

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#348

loool this is just too much

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#349

erinheatherton.jpg[Lindsay Ellingson says:]

Smoking is like totally bad though. Your skin gets like even older looking than Marisa's, you teeth look, like, even worse than Lily's and you won't even reach, like, Heidi's age. I personally choose to be a role model for kids? I mean, like, all models do.

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Told ya. Crayons are sexy. Don't smoke, be smoking hot. Like me

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"And I'm not going Rupologize for anything"
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#350

No1curr, Lindsay.

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Smoking is like totally bad though. Your skin gets like even older looking than Marisa's, you teeth look, like, even worse than Lily's and you won't even reach, like, Heidi's age.

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#351

erinheatherton.jpg[Lindsay Ellingson says:]

You should. Lily's teeth are a disaster. But whatever I still look half my age cause I don't smoke and that's how I got my Angel contract even though Wiki won't admit I have one cause those bitches can't handle it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have crayoning to do and after that I'll go kick Chanel and Erin's asses at WoWiUW so...

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not with a BANG but a whimper...
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#352
Chanel: If you had to smoke a bong with someone who would you choose?

victoriasecretbombshell.jpg[Chanel Iman says:]

Pretty's right - WORD sista - but we be chillin' wit Rosie too (though that bitch can bogart the pipe...)

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And don't be listening to that mother f$@king Flopsy Bunny and Princess Frou-Frou! What them ditzy jim-jam wearing blonde bitches know about drugs - 'cept some after-school special they be watching..? Yo, Pretty, pass the damn koutchie...

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#353

erinheatherton.jpg[Lindsay Ellingson says:]

Pfft! I can haz fun too, bitch! No need for drugz aside from ethanol. Here is proof:

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BTW, you can note that I am also displaying the newest VS panty: The Invisible TM! It feels like you're not wearing anything and looks like you're not wearing anything.

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#354

all beautiful girls! Love VS!

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A member since day one. Try Jesus. Don't try me.
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#355

Anatomy of An Angel by Vicki-Leaks

In 2011, we will begin our recurring series: "Anatomy Of An Angel." Not just anyone can become an angel. We at Vicki-Leaks have compiled a special document that explains in great detail the points that must be mastered in order to make that coveted leap from "Panty Pusher" to "Glorified Panty Pusher."

CHAPTER 1: This Is My Signature Pose, And It's Going To Make Me Famous

#1 - The One-Arm Arch

Your arms are accessories. One of the best ways to show your long graceful lines is to show the viewer your armpit. As you can tell by the images below,
Lily
possesses one of the loveliest armpits of all of our supermodels.

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#2 - The Double-Arm Arch

Once you've mastered the one-arm arch, it's time to add the double arm arch to your arsenal as
Miranda
so artfully demonstrates.

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#3 - The Articulatio Genus

This lesson covers the wonderful uses of the Articulatio Genus aka The Knee. We at Vicki-Leaks are all about sexy, and there's nothing sexier than a big knee dominating your shot. As you can see,
Erin
makes the most of hers.

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#4 - The Oops! I Lost My Bra

If you're like most women, you've found yourself braless only to suddenly find yourself assaulted by the demand for a photoshoot. Have no fear!
Candice
will show you the go-to pose that will save you in a heartbeat.

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#5 - The Legstand

Standing on two legs is for mere mortals. As an an angel, you have to master the delicate art of balancing on just one leg. Bonus points if you can do it in heels.
Alessandra
shows you how it's done.

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And there you have five basic poses to get you started. Once you've mastered those, we'll move on to even more advanced poses to send you well on your way to angel domination.

Upcoming Vicki-Leaks Chapters Include (In No Particular Order)

- The VPL: Very Pouty Lip

- You're Nobody Unless You Have Psycho Fans

- When In Doubt, Just Giggle

- "I Swear I'm Not A Perve" by Russell James

- Minority Report: One At A Time People!

- The Word "Um": More Than Just Two Letters: It's A Vocabulary Must

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#356

Rofl!!!! Brilliant!

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#357

^^ I love it. I feel like I've gained some valuable lifeskills.

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not with a BANG but a whimper...
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#358

Splendid work, Tori! post-11221-0-1446084642-56648_thumb.gif

Upcoming Vicki-Leaks Chapters Include (In No Particular Order)

- "I Swear I'm Not A Perve" by Russell James

^Particularly looking forward to this hard-hitting exposé. I've often wondered why he's not tarred with the 'perve' brush, just because it's for a commercial company as opposed to high fashion? He's merely a vanilla Terry Richardson...

Nice work if you can get it though...

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#359

post-36478-0-1446084644-40029_thumb.jpg [Candice Swanepoel says:]

Teehee... Hard-hitting! *twirls hair and blows kiss*

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#360
post-44557-0-1446084645-85767_thumb.jpg [Doutzen Kroes says:]

^MMMMMM! EGGNOG! DOUTZEN LIKE EGGNOG - AND KILLING PALADINS. MMMMM...

DOUTZEN, TANK.

Just because Doutzen is thick in the waste cute on the face doesnt mean she eats a box of dozen of doughnuts.

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