The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned
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/facepalm
I don't know how to respond to that..
^I'm sorry - but entry to this thread requires members to pull out whatever stick happens to be jammed up their arse.Just because Doutzen is thick in the waste cute on the face doesnt mean she eats a box of dozen of doughnuts.
This is NOT an anti-Doutzen thread, nor indeed an anti-any model thread - rather it's an equal opportunity "spurious" (the clue's in the title) take on every aspect of Victoria's Secret; models very much included...
There is a mission-statement of sorts in the first post. And even a casual glance of this thread should have revealed it's tone and it's attitude towards it's subjects. We're all model-appreciaters here, otherwise we wouldn't have joined - this is merely a corner in which to be slightly less reverential.
Although /facepalm probably covers it! 
(+ Doutzen's pregnant, by the way. It's referring to her cravings.)
i don't understand why there is such a polemic about Doutzen weight?
She wrote a book about her never ending craving for trans fat...
That's a real good book (bad photoshop on the cover tho)
+ There is 6 coupons for free donuts offered with the book... 
(Y)
Such a powerful written book 
I still have chills when I think about the chapter about how she and her grandma would drink coffee together (and eat cupcakes, lots of it) and how she decided to become a model because of one the discussions they had while doing it.
I hear there's an adaptation in the works. The teaser should be out anyday now!
It is such a touching story, i read the book 3 times already ... & i always cry & always end up craving for cupcakes, Doutzen describes her cupcakes so well ...
cupcakes? Where? 
I want to be Doutzen cupcake.
this thread rules VS ORDERS ARE TO BE OBEYED:
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Love this thread. But, not to rain on anyone's parade, and just for the record, this ^^^^ is Erin Heatherton not Lindsay Ellingson.
Lindsay Ellingson:
It's maybe hard to tell 'em apart? Guess all cute American blondes look alike.
O M G ... Really?! We had no idea that we were mistaken Lindsay with Erin! 
LE SHOCK! lol
Love this thread. But, not to rain on anyone's parade, and just for the record, this ^^^^ is Erin Heatherton not Lindsay Ellingson.
No way!!!!! My bad.
Please tell me this isn't Lindsay Ellingson!
Or Shannan, is it Shannan?
^Has this become some kind of meta-joke now???Love this thread. But, not to rain on anyone's parade, and just for the record, this ^^^^ is Erin Heatherton not Lindsay Ellingson.
Oh I see now. Y'all were purposefully conflating Lindsay with Erin, and maybe even Shannan, and every other air-headed blonde as a kind of joke. Poor, naive un-hip me to have missed the point. Well I guess that's the problem with irony, especially here on a fashion blog, where proper identification of the models is of such HUGE importance and a source of such endless contention. When there's nothing left but irony there's no where else to go. You've reached endgame, or, perhaps meta-joke?.
You know you love me - xoxo 
:shock:
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^I think 'love' might have been overstating it - but I'd always considered you a valuable member with your excellent VS scans.Oh I see now. Y'all were purposefully conflating Lindsay with Erin, and maybe even Shannan, and every other air-headed blonde as a kind of joke. Poor, naive un-hip me to have missed the point. Well I guess that's the problem with irony, especially here on a fashion blog, where proper identification of the models is of such HUGE importance and a source of such endless contention. When there's nothing left but irony there's no where else to go. You've reached endgame, or, perhaps meta-joke?.You know you love me - xoxo
I've kinda gone off you now though... 
I think somebody totally missed the title of this thread