The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned
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O M G! Somebody is saying that VS has a 'Token Angel'No way, that is the biggest lie i've ever heard/read, i always though that the fact that they keep replacing a model of coluor with another (brazilian, american or from some other country, but always with dark skin, of course) in every single commercial/campaign was a coincidence!
& we all this talk about Selita is BS, we all know how popular she was before VS made her Tyra's replacement an Angel, she has always been a fashion darling ... Right?
^Of course, Emanuela & Gracie are another perfect example of diversity ... They're SO different
It's THAT time again...
(Note: Picture is for illustrative purposes only!)
Ermmmmmmm Candice I was wondering, when will you start classes up on how to twurl ones hair, act like a clueless air head, ad do the token giggle?????????
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Wait, who's that blonde one on the right again?
Lily, a lot of people thinks you're boring, what do you have to say about it?
Candice, Jade called you a Bimbo in the less-funny VS thread, what do you have to say about that? Are you really a Bimbo? If so, tell us your definition of a Bimbo
Erin ... I love you 
It's THAT time again...(Note: Picture is for illustrative purposes only!)
Hmmm? VS Live Chat? Ask an angel?
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHICH "ANGEL" I GOT QUESTIONS FOR!!!
A 'HOW TO MAKE HEARTS' ANGEL MASTERCLASS
Victoria's Secret "Angels" just LOVE to make hearts. When it comes to VSFS feedback, the offices are inundated with requests for 'more heart shapes' - they love making 'em, and we can't get enough...
So, ever mindful of pleasing our audience, here's a little masterclass with your favourite "Angels" (yes - they ARE your favourites, don't fucking argue) making hearts just for you!
i love this!!!
you forgot one from our VERY special member here at BZ!
Lily - o.O (Long stare) I'm still trying to figure out your place in VS. Perhaps they hired you as a "go to gal" for translations on Adriana/Candice speak?
Candice - TEE HEE hee ThE Ehhh teeeeeee hee te hee EGG, o m g ... inrite? TEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEE! lala teehee words...teeeee rawr ;p lolol hhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeee hahahahah lalalallallalalaaaa bunnies! So happy we got that cleared up 
So candy lets show them you aren't a Bimbo. Profit time.
"anti0-semitism as shpotuign of in tmidating an dinsultign at israeli events;isralei negotiation with usa-not first case of it-
and that if they shwo toi em masturbation at the most sharpo0 cases of vision sure to shut up my nature capabilities it means-
only in case of state anti-semitism it is possible to behaviour so as to jews is not envisageging the survive and so thjeir own feautures and that state authorities did tno consider no one case of moslem ordered inlults and persecutiono in mass scalde implementing fro creative expressions-
bcides,it also can consider tjhis action as the first of all krmelin fight for anomal technologies and direct accusation of me in connection with UFO what oI never"
Oh really Candy? WOW!! I didn't know that... So let me get this straight...
>Kremlin
>Zombies
>Christians
>Islam!
>fap
>Jewish
>UFO's
>?!??!!?!?
>!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?'!?'?!'?!?
>profit
Glad we're on the same page Candy!
Erin - Here's the scenario. Adriana and Candice wacked out of meth, caffeine, major sugar rush, awake for a week and in the presence of kittens.... Who'll be easier to understand?
CHANEL GURL! Misses you lots.
Lily - o.O (Long stare) I'm still trying to figure out your place in VS. Perhaps they hired you as a "go to gal" for translations on Adriana/Candice speak?Candice - TEE HEE hee ThE Ehhh teeeeeee hee te hee EGG, o m g ... inrite? TEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEE! lala teehee words...teeeee rawr ;p lolol hhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeee hahahahah lalalallallalalaaaa bunnies! So happy we got that cleared up
"anti0-semitism as shpotuign of in tmidating an dinsultign at israeli events;isralei negotiation with usa-not first case of it-
and that if they shwo toi em masturbation at the most sharpo0 cases of vision sure to shut up my nature capabilities it means-
only in case of state anti-semitism it is possible to behaviour so as to jews is not envisageging the survive and so thjeir own feautures and that state authorities did tno consider no one case of moslem ordered inlults and persecutiono in mass scalde implementing fro creative expressions-
bcides,it also can consider tjhis action as the first of all krmelin fight for anomal technologies and direct accusation of me in connection with UFO what oI never"
Oh really Candy? WOW!! I didn't know that... So let me get this straight...
>Kremlin
>Zombies
>Christians
>Islam!
>fap
>Jewish
>UFO's
>?!??!!?!?
>!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?'!?'?!'?!?
>profit
Glad we're on the same page Candy!
Erin - Here's the scenario. Adriana and Candice wacked out of meth, caffeine, major sugar rush, awake for a week and in the presence of kittens.... Who'll be easier to understand?
CHANEL GURL! Misses you lots.
You're making Candy a sad panda missy!
LUCY!
I'm HOME!!!!
Psst, I need a new name for a toon. Decided to make a shammy.
Just don't heal with it! Shammy healing blows right now!
Name: Mairead?
I have a Question for Candice Swimmingpool.
As U are a real intelligent bimbo I'd like to ask you if u know why some people are quoting message just above their own message?
example: Member with post 432 quoted the funny message post 431 when message 431 is just above message 432
or 432 is under 431... It depends the way u look at it.
Can u explain me why some member do that? Quoting a message just above their own message?
And don't listen the people that says u have only 5 positions... It's already more than any porn stars doing their job!
Love ya Candy!
yo Chanel!
I'll give you some money if you take Candy Cane outside and show her some 'tough love'.
Ermmmmmmm Candice I was wondering, when will you start classes up on how to twurl ones hair, act like a clueless air head, ad do the token giggle?????????
[Candice Swanepoel says:]
LIKE OMMMMGGGGGG!!!!!!!! You want to learn???? *Tee-hee* I can SOSOOOOO teach you!!! It'd be SOOOO much fun. We can have a beauty night, and parade about in our VS lingerie!!!! AWESOME!!!! Oooh, naughty boy - are you trying to look at me in my underwear???? You're SOOSOOOSO NAUGHTY!!!!!! *Giggle* UMMMMM - no airhead though. 
Naughty!!!!!!! And Mr. Razek said you're not allowed to call me a bimbo - he said it's rude and I musn't listen to you naughty boys!!!! Oopsie, I've dropped my Very Sexy™ panties - STOP LOOKING!!!! You're OSOOOO rude... *Giggle*
Who said you I am clueless?????