The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned
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According to the picture Baron seems to be a Baronnette!
^Sure haven't we all tucked our hoo-hoo dillies between our legs to and pretended we had cha-chas?!?!
^Not really... but I personally appreciate that you kept it classy Baron. I mean it was obviously an artsy fashion shoot not a porn still.
And Kiki, why were you looking at Baron's genitals anyway? <_<
I am always looking at genitals. Always. When i can't smell I watch & Baron is a girl!
Proof? The brown eye liner around the eyes... And well, all the rest!
Evidence
Baronnette is not wearing panty tho... so inappropriate!
And she looks like Candice... Uncanny 
^Sure haven't we all tucked our hoo-hoo dillies between our legs to and pretended we had cha-chas?!?!
Well it's good to know your habits. 
I never tucked my package since I don't have one but I am sure a lot of VS models are doing it!
I remember I've seen a micro penis one day on one of the blond one. 
ps: hoo-hoo dillies? Sounds like a candy bar to me...
I´ve got a new favourite word I´ve read in a book yesterday... hanky-panky.
I think Baron had to disguise himself as a girl-dog Candice look a like, because either way they would not let him to take pictures with those stunning legs there... no hanky-panky for sure 
THE NEW BRA REVEALED...
I am Miranda, princess of Victoriana,
and defender of the secrets of Big Pink Castle Razek.
This is Frankie, my fearless friend.
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me, the day I held aloft my magic sword and said:
"BY THE POWER OF RAZEK!"
"I HAVE THE POWER!"
Frankie became the mighty PINK Battle Dog.
And I became She-Bra, the most powerful Bra in the universe!
Only three others share this secret; our friends the Sorceress,
Man-At-Arms
and Orko
Together we defend Big Pink Castle Razek from,
THE EVIL FORCES OF SKELETOR!
this is better than the Lord of the Rings
Loved that Baron 
Thanks Mr Barron I need a good laugh. Check your thread for why 
OMG that was just too much hahaha
Orko looks better than I remembered...
^As I recall you couldn't see his face - which meant we were spared all the silly expressions he was no doubt pulling. A plus in my book!Orko looks better than I remembered...
BREAKING NEWS Y'ALL!
I totally thought it was gonna be Doutzen!
Damn i was sure it was going to be Chanel!
Oh my God, how come Alessandra didn´t get it, she´s with the company like for thousand of years, this is so unfair!!!
and
!!!!!
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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We're pinned guys!
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We're pinned guys!
WE'VE ARRIVED!!!Next up The Totally Spurious twitter account, being followed by Ed and Monica, getting our own The Totally Spurious VSFS section - opened by Adriana(pbuh) naturally and then we can all retire on our millions of theoretical dollars!
Count in my two cents.
You´re welcome