The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned
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Yay! We could get you a co-producer credit or something. That brings our combined net worth to 10 dollars, 2 cents and a half-busted weave! It's so gonna work out great!
I thought this thread will solve the whole-some amazing and lucracious mystery about Tyra and Gisele 
I seriously can´t sleep now!
Well... Dear Jennka, you know how much I like you and enjoy your virtual company. However, my source (who used to be in kindergarten with the half-step-sister of someone who interned at Monica Mitro's office back in the days) hasn't yet cleared me to speak about that Monange-Tyra Bankz TM- Gisele Bnudchen
I love you
Now that you told me all these vital things, my world is spinning normally once again. Or it might be that after three days I´m finally sober? 
No, it MUST be Victoria´s Secret tricking up my whole life 
thank you 
DOUTZEN KROES HOLIDAY ROUND-ROBIN
Hallo! 
Just wanted to remind everyone that I was pregnant during the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show too. And I also had a baby in January with my husband. I'm back this year, in the show (after that necessary absence) and I'm a Victoria's Secret "Angel" - so hopefully I'll get some special wings or something to make me stand out? 
Sorry to take up anybody's time - I just thought you might not have known...
Doutzen who? Who are you?
Is there any give-me-a-hamburger section in it? With a hamburger-million-dollar-bra?
No?
Oh, poor Doutzen.
^You know, for some people the term "Angel" just isn't enough. I mean, members want to tell us there's a "Head Angel" and that some "Angels" aren't really "Angels" at all - they're just "Bombshells", or they're "Supermodels"... And now we have this new phrase "Real Angels", you know, like Adri - how realer an "Angel" could you get? You don't want a "Second Hand Angel" do you? Not me, I'd feel distinctly short changed.The only positive news about this year's show would be Candice opening the show, I guess. After she appeared in the newest forbes-list, I'm pretty sure she's a real angel in the ranks of Adri, Ale, Miranda and Doutzen, and not a second hand angel like Behati and the other blah's.
So, to keep these members happy - and to sort out the 'proper' ones from these crappy pretend ones - I've compiled an easy-to-use "Angel" spreadsheet; so you can quickly check just how "Angely" your "Angel" is.
THE TOTALLY SPURIOUS ANGEL-WATCHERS GUIDE TO TELL YOUR ANGELS APART
(AND POINTLESSLY SET UP YET ANOTHER STRATA FOR SOME STOOPID REASON)
1. REAL ANGELS:
2. SECOND HAND ANGELS:
3. ANGELS IN THE OUTFIELD:
4. FALLEN ANGELS:
5. QUASI-ANGELS:
6. CHARLIE'S ANGELS:
7. CRISS ANGEL:
8. KURT ANGLE:
No doubt you'll still bitch, but just accept this as FACT - and that it's all for your own good, silly heads...
LOLLLL
love the criss Angel and Kurt Angel nods.
No doubt you'll still bitch, but just accept this as FACT - and that it's all for your own good, silly heads...
[Chanel Iman says:]
Mother F*%cker. Between you and f*%king CBS and f*%king Razek with their f&*king press releases, the next b*^ch that leaves me off of a list is getting cut. I'm not even playing with you h%*s anymore. Do it again and it is SO MOTHER F&@KING ON!!
lololololol You left Izabel, Tyra, Heidi, Gisele and Chanel out.. FIX IT!
@ y'all believing Candice is a real Angel! She made the Forbes list with 2M$ and we all know that Gisele used to make 5M$ a year during her 25M$-5-year contract that lasted from 2000 to 2006. That ain't a real, real Angel contract. Me's not buying it.Mother F*%cker. Between you and f*%king CBS and f*%king Razek with their f&*king press releases, the next b*^ch that leaves me off of a list is getting cut. I'm not even playing with you h%*s anymore. Do it again and it is SO MOTHER F&@KING ON!!
lololololol You left Izabel, Tyra, Heidi, Gisele and Chanel out.. FIX IT!
^Geez, everyone's a critic! Pah - if any of them were "Real Angels" then I wouldn't have forgotten to put them up there... 
I died at Criss Angel jesus, Baron, this is genuinely fu*kin perfect
But, you know how people go - a "woman" is not enough for them, because they have also a "real woman" as well, so why not having a "real angel"?
IKR? Lol dis bitch tryna make us believe Tyra and Gisele were Angels. If they were they would've been in that video:Mother F*%cker. Between you and f*%king CBS and f*%king Razek with their f&*king press releases, the next b*^ch that leaves me off of a list is getting cut. I'm not even playing with you h%*s anymore. Do it again and it is SO MOTHER F&@KING ON!!lololololol You left Izabel, Tyra, Heidi, Gisele and Chanel out.. FIX IT!^Geez, everyone's a critic! Pah - if any of them were "Real Angels" then I wouldn't have forgotten to put them up there...
And they're not, so they're not.
Heidi is dah mutherfacking queen of the Angels, they're beneath her, she's beyond, she's God. In underwear. Izabel can go shill shampoo elsewhere and nobody even thinks that Chanel is an Angel. We all know she's only there cause Selita was too busy apprenticing with Trump and shacking with Kanye and they needed a token black bitch. And now she's right where she belongs, shilling fugly sweat-pants and polka-dot bras with Elsa and the other forgettable bitches.
omg
lmfao!
Brilliant!
And now she's right where she belongs, shilling fugly sweat-pants and polka-dot bras with Elsa and the other forgettable bitches.
#BehatiWeeps
Dear Alessandra,
We are happy to inform you that your picture has been removed from the encyclopedia entry for burn.
Hi Doutzen
Bye Doutzen
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