The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned

She's evolving:

Wink, kiss, faces, arms thrown in the air, hearts, prayers on stage, and now shimmy dances.

=? Someone's gonna rave over it right?

Live her alone, she decided to try new moves this year because the cymballs are getting old. Next year she'll try cartwheels on the show

This won't probably even be in the final version. So, bye.

^Bye!

Ed Razek's 'warm-up' routine:

Will Arlenis' chances for being in the fashion show be increased because she NOW HAS ANGEL WINGS??

^Bye!

Ed Razek's 'warm-up' routine:

She's evolving:

Wink, kiss, faces, arms thrown in the air, hearts, prayers on stage, and now shimmy dances.

=? Someone's gonna rave over it right?

OMG you guys. It's so amazing!

"Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have gone their separate ways.

They broke up about a week ago, a source exclusively tells E! News.

"Because of their crazy schedules, it was getting harder and harder to maintain a relationship," the source says.

http://eonline.com/n...-gomez-break-up

I knew right then when I saw all those websites reporting about Barbara Palvin and Justin Bieber that something was up but now I guess that us Barbara Palvin fans have something to rejoice about! Our sweet Barbara Palvin totally has a shot at fulfilling two of Barbara Palvin's dreams. One of them being the ultimate Belieber who hates Selena Gomez's dream aka Barbara Palvin can now date Justin Bieber, and let's be real, Barbara Palvin is totally a lot more beautiful than Selena, have you seen her in that Mean Girls Santa outfit? Barbara Palvin looked awesome.

And the second dream is that, now that Barbara Palvin is dating the biggest music star out there, Barbara Palvin will totally be an Angel! VS can't pass up the publicity that not only having Barbara Palvin, Face of L'Oréal, model extraordinaire and happy brassiere-shot tweeter, but also the girl (Barbara Palvin) that Justin Bieber is sexing up right now as one of their main Angels.

I mean this has to be why VS is dropping Adriana's and Alessandra's irrelevant hoe asses. We all saw them get only TWO outfits while Barbara Palvin got the best one! Why would you need them when you have Barbara Palvin? Barbara Palvin looks twice as good while being only about half as old!

Don't you guys like Barbara Palvin? I like Barbara Palvin. Barbara Palvin is awesome, isn't she? Barbara Palvin is just my favourite Angel now.

Barbara Palvin. Barbara Palvin. Barbara Palvin. Barbara Palvin. Barbara Palvin. Barbara Palvin.

Disclaimer: this post is in no way parodying any Bellazon user. I mean, obviously.

^ Make that 2 of us now

^^ me 3.

Edit; wrong thread

Sorry if repost...

What Is Sexy: A Victoria’s Secret Guide

by Caity Weaver @ gawker.com

Every year, millions of Americans forget what is Sexy. A hand on the hip—is that sexy? Kind of. A water bottle on its side—is that sexy? It could be I guess. A kitten who is malicious—no. A kitten who is naughty—definitely. Thankfully, we have the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, lingerie's annual celebration of the vague shape of a wing, to tell us what is sexy. Here is what is sexy, according to this year's runway show:

SEXY IS: Shrinking down so you're smaller than

a clover and dressing like your great grandfather.

SEXY IS: Wrapping yourself in a tiger because you're on fire.

SEXY IS: All of the cheerleaders exploding behind you.

SEXY IS: The moon at Christmas.

SEXY IS: Being strangled to death by a serpent in your bra.

SEXY IS: A hula hooping dog who is bad.

SEXY IS: A girl who's a bug.

SEXY IS: Being a stamen inside a flower.

SEXY IS: Blowing kisses to angry emails.

SEXY IS: An amateur sweeper.

SEXY IS: Confused by the assignment.

SEXY IS: Keeping your shoulders dry.

SEXY IS: The naughtiest clown.

SEXY IS: The biggest hat.

SEXY IS: Deez Nutz United States

SEXY IS: Saluting our troops.

SEXY IS: Impaling yourself on a children's bicycle.

SEXY IS: Forgetting where you left the pinwheels.

SEXY IS: A young boy staring at your tits.

^ Nice share PINKY

And big props to the Beibs for taking advantage of the situation

Lol, he was clearly looking at the toys on the outfit, not the bewbs.

Also

Edit; wrong thread

Ahem, this thread is always the right thread.

SEXY IS: Confused by the assignment.

I laughed WAAAAY too hard at this one.

SEXY IS: All of the cheerleaders exploding behind you.

Lol, he was clearly looking at the toys on the outfit, not the bewbs.

Hmmm, good point sir Xbox 360 anyone?

Supermodel Karlie Kloss Has Three Armpits

WARNING NUDITY:

You think to yourself about the number of pairs of trained eyes that saw this photo before the issue went to bed, and, you just can't conceive that NOBODY saw that mistake?

Seriously, clearly someone is doing taking too many drugs over Vogue Spain these days ... Just NO