The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned

Because it is. When you look at the page 283, in the left bottom corner it´s there. No other model in the history of this world has gained so many bat-shit crazy fans as Adriana Lima. Congratulate, and check your back when you go to sleep. They might be everywhere - just to protect you.

From now on, no one´s gonna persuade me that Adriana is better than Miranda. Because it´s written there, it must be true, right? RIGHT?

I would take Forbes (a publication that does it's research) calling Adriana one of the most powerful celebs several times (last time being this year) over Marie Claire a publication that is dropping readers by the minute, any day.

Dem Bat Shit Crazy Fans. Some just don't realize just how bat shit crazy they really are. But fear not, in their ignorance we gain lolz.

^

Jennka why do you hate us so much? Why do you like insulting us?

And Track that example you gave is telling no lies

Because she won a modeling competition.

Because she doesn't want to model in revealing clothing (anymore).

Because she's still milking her VS "fame" almost 3 years after the fact and thus appears "more" attention-whore-y than your average model (who, lbr, is for all intents and purposes an attention whore herself).

Because she's shitting where she ate.

Because someone has to be.

I personally do not hate Kylie. I think she has an obnoxious personality but so do many other VS models.

The thing is that people were disappointed that a blonde with big tits ended up winning because they'd like to believe there could have been another better outcome. The fact that she went from saying VS was her dream to pulling a 180 and acting like modeling lingerie was a sin and her big tits were only for her husband to play with rubbed some people the wrong way, too. She also keeps getting daytime talk shows spots as "VS model Kylie" when she worked for them like thrice and talking about her conservative beliefs.

But TBH if she grew uncomfortable modeling lingerie and decided to quit, more power to her. She shouldn't keep doing it if she feels uncomfortable. Actually, quite a few models should follow her example, IMO.

And if she gets money using VS's name years after the fact, then good for her as well.

Some people just can't get into a reformed slut, that's all.

I personally do not hate Kylie. I think she has an obnoxious personality but so do many other VS models.

The thing is that people were disappointed that a blonde with big tits ended up winning because they'd like to believe there could have been another better outcome. The fact that she went from saying VS was her dream to pulling a 180 and acting like modeling lingerie was a sin and her big tits were only for her husband to play with rubbed some people the wrong way, too. She also keeps getting daytime talk shows spots as "VS model Kylie" when she worked for them like thrice and talking about her conservative beliefs.

But TBH if she grew uncomfortable modeling lingerie and decided to quit, more power to her. She shouldn't keep doing it if she feels uncomfortable. Actually, quite a few models should follow her example, IMO.

And if she gets money using VS's name years after the fact, then good for her as well.

Some people just can't get into a reformed slut, that's all.

SHUT UP Y'ALL. We must mourn a fallen Angel: http://nymag.com/thecut/2012/11/selita-ebanks-to-retire-from-vs-angel-duty.html

Can we get a tribute, Baron? She didn't get a proper goodbye.

SHUT UP Y'ALL. We must mourn a fallen Angel: http://nymag.com/the...angel-duty.html

Can we get a tribute, Baron? She didn't get a proper goodbye.

SHUT UP Y'ALL. We must mourn a fallen Angel: http://nymag.com/the...angel-duty.html

Can we get a tribute, Baron? She didn't get a proper goodbye.

^Surely we're all sad? And in many ways, Savanna, this whole thread has been a tribute to Selita - she's the 'Totally Spurious Angel', after all (VSKylie notwithstanding)...

But, yes, all things must pass. And there we were, thinking it was forever:

SHUT UP Y'ALL. We must mourn a fallen Angel: http://nymag.com/thecut/2012/11/selita-ebanks-to-retire-from-vs-angel-duty.html

Praise the Lord that [censor] is gone and we don't need to see her [censor] [censor] in VS stuff anymore While you all are mourning I am going to do a happy on top of her grave

From the very moment she opened the highly prestigious MTV Fashionably Loud show, we knew that Selita was destined to be a star, eventually beating fashionably-relevant models like Fernanda, Angela, Michelle, Mini, and Oluchi to receive ever-decreasingly coveted angel wings.

May her career rest in peace

Jennka why do you hate us so much? Why do you like insulting us?

And Track that example you gave is telling no lies

Hate who? Who are "us"?

I don´t hate anyone on this forum, seriously. There are some people I like to tease, that´s for sure, but hate? No. I can feel hate only towards someone that really hurt me - no one has ever hurt me on BZ.

I hate one person in my personal life, because I consider her to be the biggest dissapointment and mistake in my life, but she´s not on this forum. Fortunately

BZ is just fun. It´s models, not quantum physics people should learn to take things lightly. With satire. Fun. You know that one, emotion that is accompanied with a smile on your face?

Like this one:

^Surely we're all sad? And in many ways, Savanna, this whole thread has been a tribute to Selita - she's the 'Totally Spurious Angel', after all (VSKylie notwithstanding)...

But, yes, all things must pass. And there we were, thinking it was forever:

FOREVER

FOREVER

HMMM...

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IN "ANGEL" MEMORIAM

2005-2012 (SELITA'S WORLD)

2005-2009 (THE REST OF THE WORLD)

I know I´m going to miss her deer eyes for ever. Like... EVER

Dem Bat Shit Crazy Fans. Some just don't realize just how bat shit crazy they really are. But fear not, in their ignorance we gain lolz.

Well said. Gandalf knew it long before!!

Jennka why do you hate us so much? Why do you like insulting us?

And Track that example you gave is telling no lies

Hate who? Who are "us"?

I don´t hate anyone on this forum, seriously. There are some people I like to tease, that´s for sure, but hate? No. I can feel hate only towards someone that really hurt me - no one has ever hurt me on BZ.

I hate one person in my personal life, because I consider her to be the biggest dissapointment and mistake in my life, but she´s not on this forum. Fortunately

BZ is just fun. It´s models, not quantum physics people should learn to take things lightly. With satire. Fun. You know that one, emotion that is accompanied with a smile on your face?

Like this one:

I was trying to be sarcastic my lady.

In that case, we have two great emoticons for sarcasm:

invented by Baron:

invented by Andy:

Both are free to use

There's a New Angel in town, apparently.

I don't really like her look. She's looking like a pre-pubescent boy...

I'll keep you posted on whether or not she's added to VSAA a year or so from now.