The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned

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#1201

Fear not, my dear friend. In times like theses, always put your faith in the Mitro and the Razek. There might be a slight drought every now and then but trust and believe, the blondes shall rise up again!

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And it's gonna be awe-some!

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#1202

^ Love Doutzen! She's awesome like that.

Is that Lindsay next to Candace? I swear, it looks like Candace is merging with her. Is that how she will continue to reign supreme?

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#1203
Is that Lindsay next to Candace? I swear, it looks like Candace is merging with her. Is that how she will continue to reign supreme?

OMG, you are right! HAHAHAHA

I didn't really notice Lindsay was there until you mentioned it

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#1204

examiner.com:

Candice Swanepoel exaggerates her bust size; Victoria’s Secret is finally out!

According to a Jan. 29 Daily Mail report, Victoria’s Secret bikini model Candice Swanepoel has let a big secret out of the bag; she dons extra help to exaggerate her bosom.

The paper reports that the during a swims wear photoshoot in St. Barts on Jan. 28, the 24-year-old “appeared to really fill out her costume but on closer inspection Victoria's secret was finally out. Through the cut-out panel located in the cleavage area of bathing suit, Candice's flesh coloured bra was clearly visible.”

In spite of the model’s extra boost from the bra, she still looked fabulous in the photo shoot pictures. Swanepoel’s reliance on the padded bra for extra support should be good news for mere mortals; that Victoria’s Secret models are just like the rest of womankind.

For the shoot, the model donned a black pattern halter-neck bikini suit that fit her flawless figure perfectly. Gold accessories and pale pink lipstick completed her look. These exaggerated photos will land in a Victoria’s Secret swimsuit catalog in the near future.

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Swanepoel’s reliance on the padded bra for extra support should be good news for mere mortals; that Victoria’s Secret models are just like the rest of womankind.
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#1206

I feel cheated. At least they don't use photoshop, right! Right?

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examiner.com:

Candice Swanepoel exaggerates her bust size; Victoria’s Secret is finally out!

According to a Jan. 29 Daily Mail report, Victoria’s Secret bikini model Candice Swanepoel has let a big secret out of the bag; she dons extra help to exaggerate her bosom.

The paper reports that the during a swims wear photoshoot in St. Barts on Jan. 28, the 24-year-old “appeared to really fill out her costume but on closer inspection Victoria's secret was finally out. Through the cut-out panel located in the cleavage area of bathing suit, Candice's flesh coloured bra was clearly visible.”

In spite of the model’s extra boost from the bra, she still looked fabulous in the photo shoot pictures. Swanepoel’s reliance on the padded bra for extra support should be good news for mere mortals; that Victoria’s Secret models are just like the rest of womankind.

For the shoot, the model donned a black pattern halter-neck bikini suit that fit her flawless figure perfectly. Gold accessories and pale pink lipstick completed her look. These exaggerated photos will land in a Victoria’s Secret swimsuit catalog in the near future.

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I feel cheated. At least they don't use photoshop, right! Right?

+1

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#1209

No shit

You'd be surprised how many dumbasses think she has large breasts

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#1210

No shit

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#1211

No shit

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#1212

No shit

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#1213

I feel cheated. At least they don't use photoshop, right! Right?

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#1214

You'd be surprised how many dumbasses think she has large breasts

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#1215

^ Next time you rock out (or at least try to) w/ Candi please grab her boobs and report back to us! (Y)

On a different note, robots cannot have real boobs

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#1216

They are real. And they're spectacular!

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#1217

I feel cheated. At least they don't use photoshop, right! Right?

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#1218

The use beige push up bras on all their models. Under their bras/bathing suit tops.

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#1219

^ LIES!

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#1220

Lol. Ignorance is bliss.

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