The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread Pinned
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So lame, lol 
I thougt that only Slovak press can´t get the names right!
That should go into the monsterously epic failure pile.
Wow, just wow. Idiots. Iza/Ale definitely wore it better!
Pheno just sent me this year's FB.
GET ON IT VS!
(look at em leet paint skill. MUERICA/UK)
oh god she just said she's updating...
Wait for it......
BAM UPDATED!
Psst almost turning into a nazi sign gf. MUERICA/UK/GERMANY! Break yo shit VS, get on it
Love the cross over the crotch (None for you! Puritans (good uk/usa tie).. also for CBS! It's a msg to our youth. "Don't give up the kitty till the kitty has turns into a cat!"
Do not mock my leet drawing skills.. There's a reason some of the outfits don't translate well when Todd makes them. I'm not to fancy with my paint skills 
Beautiful, is a beautiful thing 
Hang it in a mannequin in the middle of the runway and let the best girl wear it :evil:
It's like the Hunger Games. Survival of the fittest... or the biggest o.0
Oh god, it's roleplay and a subtle attempt to get the male audience in, like UFC fighting or WWE wrestling. And obviously the teenagers, because of the Hunger Games. They eat that shit up. WIN!
MissL, Pretty, we need to be VS's marketing team, we would have mad sales.
Who would we fire first? Hmm
Karlie. Because she can't be an Angel, i hate Karlie, Karlie is ugly. Karlie sucks. Karlie is bad. Karlie does NOT belong in VS. Karlie is to skinny. We all hate Karlie, right? RIGHT?! RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?!
Right.
VS has also announced they are making a 10 year anniversary outfit with their golden sponsor and partner, McDonalds, Grumpycat will walk in the magnificent outfit featuring a Big Mac hamburger headpiece, a hash brown bra, a bottle of coke and some medium fries. (The apologize, they originally fitted Erin, but she began to cry because she got ketchup in her hair right before the runway, poor thing)
Why should Karlie get to stomp around like an Angel, while the rest of the Angels try not to get smushed under her big wings? What's so great about Karlie? Hm? The Angels are just as cute as Karlie. The Angels are just as smart as Karlie. People totally like Karlie just as much as they like the Angels. And when did it become okay for one person to get more privileges then the Angels huh? Because that's not what VS is about. We should totally just FIRE Karlie!
This thread is so funny 
I just find that they are disrespectful towards alot of their models by using Candice in that quantity, she has been in nearly every event for like the past two years, I just need them to make some air, give someone else some attention, some people treat her like she's some freaking deity and she can solve anything. This is something I found ages ago on a forum here and I think it basically describes Candice, her fans, her haters and everyone:
(Did I ever mention how much I love debates and arguments.....LOL @ my life. Don't stop till you get yo point across. Just realised how boring my life is...)
Baron???
So! Basically, what you say monsieur le Baron is:
PLAESE GUYS!! Stop posting VS shituff about a wrong name on a picture or real (stupid) news from TMZ or tweeter or any other site, about VS and their models. It belongs to the other VS thread, the boring one.
Came up with something from your imagination and totally spurious and stop pissing Le Baron & moi & *insert your name here*!
OK?
OK??
ps: no offense to anyone/don't take it the wrong way/I apologize in advance if I hurt anyone's feeling but the truth needed to be said.
PLAY VIDEO
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again
Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land
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NEW WORLD ORDER GLOBAL GOVERNMENT
EXECUTIVE DIRECTIVE #2238
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WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE
CRIMINAL
"ALIVE IF POSSIBLE, DEAD JUST AS GOOD"
FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY AND ACCEPTABLE TASTE
TERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
SECURE HIS FOLLOWERS AND VICTIMS
THROUGH MANDATORY REEDUCATION
OPERATION CALL SIGN: "ALL YOUR VS MODELS ARE BELONG TO US"
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SENSITIVE DOCUMENT PLEASE SHRED
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PHYSICIAN'S NOTE
3/11/13
Dr. Joshua Berger
New York Mount Sinai Hospital
Leni and Peter W. May Department of Orthopaedics
#231 Patient Candice Swanepoel
Grade 2 strain of the latissimus
-tenderness in the muscle, pain with resisted muscle strength testing or muscle stretch testing
-MRI imaging shows which may shows inflammation in the tendon
-aspects of the shoulder injured: the labrum and rotator cuff.
- 6-8 week recovery for a muscle strain is a reasonable estimate
*Patient attachment: A photograph of the recently developed permanent arch of her back. Patient is no longer capable of shifting back towards her natural posture.
Awwwww Candice, you're always SO shy with your pictures
Updated March 12, 2013, ET
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