Have You Ever...

non intentionally while gasping for air yus

have you ever eaten toothpaste

yeh when I was young

it's sugary

Have you ever touched someone in the wrong place accidently?

hahah! not only that i accidentally somehow managed to tell someone they had a nice ass when i didnt mean to.. embaressing.. and they totally didnt have a nice ass.

have you ever tried to recreate a jackass stunt

No.

Ever had a major surgery?

no, my sister is the reigning queen of surgical procedures tho! dayum shes had her knees done and stuff removed from her head <insert crappy lobotomy jokes here>

have you ever been too afraid to ask a question because you already know what the answer will be?

ummm... yes

not too sure what you're hinting at, though I might have an idea...

care to enlighten me?

Have you ever wondered what a popcorn might feel like when it's being popped?

yeah eedy weds ive been wanting to pop the marriage question to you for a while but i just know your gonna say no *sob*

Have you ever wondered what a popcorn might feel like when it's being popped?

hahaha! not until now

have you ever drunk from a drinking fountain but broken the golden rule and placed your mouth on the actual metal?

Ew, no. Just because someone else probably did before me.

Have you ever lied about your sex online?

No. I haven't had such a opportunity. yet. :evil:

Have you ever slammed the door on those door-to-door religious people that come around and want you to join their religion?

haha no they dont come to my street! phew

have you ever sworn at a telemarketer?

Yes.

Have you ever exaggerated an injury?

To get out of school? What do you think the answer is

Have you ever reported the death of someone in your family to get out of something? The million dollar question is, have you used the same excuse on the same person/entity (business) twice?

No. I find it hard to lie about people dying when I have to deal with actual deaths more than normal.

Have you ever lied about liking something to impress someone?

Not that I can recall. I'm comfortable with who I am (most of the time). If people don't like me for who I am or what I like then that's fine by me.

Have you ever felt like everything is hopeless and that life doesn't get any better?

Yes. Too many times to count.

Have you ever had a broken bone?

fractured yes, broken no.

have you ever had a concussion

Nope

Have you ever... not been able to make up a question on the spot?

wait scratch that last one...

Have you ever wondered what it'd be like if you had a different life, whether you'd be happier if certain things never happened?

Yes I have. I came to the conclusion that yes, I'd be happier if some things hadn't happened.

Have you ever done something to break two people up because YOU didn't like the relationship?

Well I've helped with the process. I didn't like the guy, and the girl rang me up telling me about their problems and everything. I went with it and made a few suggestions knowing quite clearly what would result from my intervention. In conclusion, I did it because I didn't like the guy, not the relationship.

Have you ever done something tobreal two people up or help in the process? *looks at Lullaby*