Have You Ever...

It was an Adriana Lima display I think it was from Big W

Have u ever had something stolen from u?

yup! my deoderant about 2 days into a 7 day camp.

have you ever fed a dog peanut butter to watch it wander around licking the top of its mouth

no

Have u ever tasted vegemite?

yes! omg luvs it!

have you ever had impure thoughts about a friend who you know will only ever be just a friend

nope

Have u ever kicked someone in the balls?

Nope. I'm a guy so I don't do that stuff...

Have you ever been interested in someone of the same sex?

hell yes! why the hell do you think i surf this board!!

have you ever invited a monkey to dinner?

nope

Have u ever been spat on by a lama?

yes, she abuses me everyday

Have you ever dodged any questions you knew were intended for you?

yes

Have u ever asked an irrelevant question just to get a reaction out of someone?

of course <_<

I love stirring shit!

have you evern wanted to bash someone's head in? :|

no

Have u ever wondered why you have to learn things in school that you will never ever need in your life?

every day

have you ever suspected that youve been jinxed and maynothavethemoneyforyouripodanymoresincesomeonesaidsomethingaboutcomplications.

*cough*

yes...if I were an alpaca posing as a llama who got my own thread :|

Have you ever wondered why models stick their fingers down their throats?

cause they wanna be in touch with there inner selves.. literally.

have you ever wondered why you were put on this earth?

yes, but after that bit I fall asleep

Have you ever wondered what Simpsons would be like if they never created Milhouse?

well since milhouse is responsible for mr milhouse i reckon a little less annoying. i dont like the vanhoutens.

have you ever gone for ages singing song lyrics the wrong way?

Yeh

I can't remember which songs though

Have you ever had giggled like a girl?

Many times, especially after telling crude jokes.

Have you ever laughed shrieking like a banshee?

Actually, I did so just then. Really.

Have you ever beaten teh llama to a post?