Have You Ever...

probably not . . .

have you ever had an uncontrollable laughing fit in class or at work?

ummm not sure but probably considering the shit I get up to at school...

have you ever banged your friend's partner?

nobody beats teh llama!!! nooobooddy *narrows eyes*

and behabehhwbha omg yes! it involved ancient history and the island of "lesbos"

have you ever wanted to marry someone on a whim in vegas

EDIT: SCREW YOU ED IM NOT EDITING MY POST!.. apart from this edit.. booo bite me <_<

I've been to Vegas, but never wanted to marry anyone there :|

and what's this about editing? you loco llama!

have you ever been accused of accusing someone else of offering sexual favours?

bwhahbrhehabahah! soon i will im sure!

have you ever gone on a spiritual journey to discover your inner poop?

No. I must in order to make my pooping techniques more powerful than any other pooper around...

I shall do it soon...

Have you ever practiced your spitting technique?

yes, when i was six or seven

have you ever tried to see how far you could piss?

i don't think so . . . i do spit lots though when i've been drinking. maybe i'm subconciously honing it . . . (you better not go warping my words M Ed )

have you ever broken a bone?

d'oh . . . late posting

never...

and of course I won't warp your words

Have you ever drank coffee that wasn't quite right? (Reply with yes if you've ever been to Starbucks or Gloria Jeans)

llama doesnt drink coffe

have you ever come close to taking over the world

what do you mean come close? I do own the world...

me and a friend were discussing ways to possibly take over the world and we came to the conclusion that there were 7-8 general methods. I'll list as much as I can remember:

1. subliminal advertising/marketing

2. politically

3. economically

4. brute force

5. psychologically

6. religions and cults

7. crappy science-cum-cults

Can't remember if that was it or not.

anyway... have you ever crashed your bike into something and come flying off?

no . . . Barry cycles good . . .

have you ever purposely punctured someone's bike or car tyres?

never

but I might have to soon <_<

Have you ever wanted to sleep?

er.....yeah!

Have you ever loved someone soo much,you'd die for them?

ummm I thought I loved someone that much, but in retrospect I was delusional. In answer to the question: no, not yet

have you ever been tempted to steal an ice cream truck?

but only to help over-weight children

by making them run after the truck

Have u ever slipped on a banana?

yes.

have YOU?

nope

Have u ever ignored one of them "wet floor" signs and slipped right in front of it?

yes.

have YOU?

no

Have you ever pinched someone's nose just to see them wake up funny?