Have You Ever...

yes.

have YOU?

no.

haff yoo ever conducted ze konfersashun in anozzer axsent vith anozzer person non?

yes

Have you ever repeated someone's question in the "Have you ever" thread?

I am not shorr of zat :| Probebleeee!

Haff yoo ever dun such a sing??

I don't think so

Have you ever seen a bird fly straight into a closed window?

No, but I've seen them after that.

Have you ever walked into a glass door/wall?

ah, butt vho hasn't?

have YOU?

I don't think so

Have you ever seen a bird fly straight into a closed window?

HAHAHAHAHA I went to Macca's at 6.43 am in the morning today and a pigeon broke in, and it was trying to get out (the main walls and doors were glass) it spent 5 minutes trying to fly out

ah, butt vho hasn't?

have YOU?

No, but my friend haz

Have you ever been so amused at Macca's as I was this morning?

nope

Have you ever wanted to see Jared eat a Big Mac at Subway?

hmmm, now that I think about it... yes... yes! :evil:

have you ever wondered why anyone would want to donate to Ronald McDonald House Charity?!

DIE CLOWN! I'm not paying your mortgage for you!

no

Have you ever thought that Jared (when he was bigger) looked like Craig from Malcolm in The Middle?

haha no

have you ever bumped a reallly old thread just because you were bored?

depends what you call 'old'

have you ever been disappointed by the lack of middle finger flicking from Neo?

Only in order to see what the Llama could come up with in such a silly thread.

Have you ever been halfway through writing a nonsense post and then getting a writers block?

most definitely

have you ever been the target of Ed's poop?

nope but my thread has

ed only has one target that is a member starting with B and ending with Y with "arry" in the middle

Have you ever wondered who ed's target is?

nope, and now you told me I won't have to either

have you ever tied wool reindeer horns to your dog's head for Christmas?

(I know it's cruel )

no . . . but my brother is getting a puppy so it might just happen

have you ever been ill after consuming too many alcoholic beverages?

yes I have. It's a funny thing isn't it?

Have you ever heard of my target BarryY? Persuazn tells me I poop him good all the time!