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Dorsey Green - 1.5 ![]()
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Flair - 2 nice try and the dress was nice
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Mud - 1.5 teehee, 'mud' could have had more going on, but didn't linger too long I guess
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Euphoria - 2.5
Sweet 16 - 1.5 hmmm...same name as one of the worst shows ever, but not holding that against them of course. I expected Ratt to burst through the wall or something ![]()
and it didn't deliver, but I won't hold that against it either
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Escape - 3

Dorsey Green - 1
Flair - 3.5
Mud - 1
Euphoria - 3
Sweet 16 - 0.5
Escape - 2

Dorsey Green Cosmetics 1
Flair 4
Mud Cosmetics 1
My Sweet 16 Cosmetics Commercial 3.5
Calvin Klein Euphoria 4
Escape Perfume for Women 1.5

Dorsey Green: 1.5 - You see countless send-ups of stuff like this, yet the real ones are always far more absurd and so much funnier. ![]()
Flair: 5 - Could have watched that for an hour, easy. Isabeli looks t'riffic. ![]()
Mud: 2.5 - Had a calm, understated quality to it that I quite liked but it seemed to drag on a bit, despite being only 30 seconds long.
Euphoria: 4 - Production values are through the roof on this one, though the product seemed to be something of an afterthought.
Sweet 16: 1 - One point for unintentional comic value. ![]()
Escape: 3 - Not much fun if you're claustrophobic, but three points - mostly for Milla.

Dorsey Green Cosmetics;; 1
Flair by Revlon;; 4.5
Mud Cosmetics;; 1.5
Calvin Klein Euphoria;; 4
My Sweet 16 Cosmetics Commercial;; 1.5
Escape Perfume for Women;; 2.5

Dorsey Green 5
Flair 2
Mud 5
CK 1
My Sweet 16 4
Escape 1

Dorsey- well it was informative, but ive never been a fan of B&W- not bad though- , too long though. 2
Flair by Revlon- DAYUM,Isabeli is amazing, love her in red. I enjoyed this, even with the creeper girl- just wish they showed her spraying the perfume or something- 4.5
Mud- Beautiful Black Beauty. But is the company called MUD and pronounced MUD or is it pronounced like she said it AKA 'mod'- 3.5
Euphorai CK- 5
love this, the music, natalia, lighting is perfect.
16- cute, but where's the mascara?
lol, the eyeshadow and lipstick was kinda weird looking- 3
Escape- SEE! this is what Porn should look like, beautiful & erotic but not too graphic - 4

Dorsey: 5+
- 50's equal's win. God love the mentality of the Cold War era. ZOMG radiation!
Flair: 2
- meh 26 secs to tell me wtf they're selling. Not interested.
Mud Cosmetics: 1
- Shhh
Calvin Klein: 2
My Sweet 16: 5
- 80's!!! <3 I had that makeup..... >.<
Escape Perfume: 1
- Found these commercials annoying when they first came out, still find them annoying 20 years later

Dorsey Green 1
Flair 3
Mud 3
Euphoria 4
Sweet 16 1
Escape 4
Dorsey Green: 1. Kinda hard to rate this in the context of today ![]()
Flair: 5 ![]()
Mud: 3.5. I like the simplicity, but she was just so unengaging in her delivery. Sounded more like an instructional video than an advert.
Euphoria: 5 ![]()
Sweet 16: 1 <_<
Escape: 4. Milla smashed it
Dunno wtf the dude was doing in some of those solo shots though

Dorsey Green Cosmetics - If it's tested with radioactive dust then it must be reliable, right ? 4
Revlon - I like Isabeli's energy 3.5
Mud Cosmetics - It's kinda boring, and I don't know who came up with this brand name, but it's quite unfortunate 1.5
Calvin Klein Euphoria - Not very original but beautiful 3.5
My Sweet 16 - The acting is dreadful but it's so bad it's good 3
Calvin Klein Escape - I love Mila but the male model, not so much 3.5

Thanks, just a few more I guess
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Dorsey Green: 1 - I don't know what to say.
Revlon: 2 - That's kinda silly and forced. The idea is nice though. ![]()
Mud Cosmetics: 4 - Strong and she's beautiful.
CK Euphoria: 5 - Very sensual and Natalia fits perfectly. ![]()
Sweet 16: 1 - This is bad.
Escape: 3 - Bit too much plus that guy seems really gay. ![]()

Escape- SEE! this is what Porn should look like, beautiful & erotic but not too graphic - 4
Love that description!
Dorsey Green: OMG that's unintentionally funny. 2
Flair: Flirty and fun, I liked the "couple". 4
Mud: training video, not commercial. .5
Euphoria: sensual and not too graphic. though the item doesn't show until the end, I didn't care. 4
Sweet 16: OMG I remember these commercials. Sad thing, I was already wearing real make up by the time this came out...I've just dated myself! :yuckky: .5
Escape: Love Mila, and I'm on the fence about the male. Hot one shot, ew the next. 4

Dorsey Green: it´s really hard to rate it in today´s context, still there is something about these old commercials...
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Flair: 3 and only because Isa and the little girl (charming)
Mud: 2
Euphoria: 5 oh my ![]()
Sweet 16: 1 ![]()
it so reminds me of Miss Teen and such contests, which I hate... but I find it funny at the same time.
Escape: 4

Cool, new round when I get home then, though anyone can feel free to vote until then of course
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Dorsey Green - 2
Flair - 2
Mud - 3.5
Euphoria - 4
Sweet 16 - 3
Escape - 4

bump

Dorsey Green Cosmetics 1
Flair 4
Mud Cosmetics 1
Calvin Klein Euphoria 4
My Sweet 16 Cosmetics Commercial 1
Escape Perfume for Women 1.5

Cool
it seems the 'could use a few more' actually produces a few more lately ![]()
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Ursula Mayes International Cosmetic (Nominated by Jennka)
Dolce & Gabana Sicily
Perfume Pretty Barbie Commercial (Nominated by COP11)
Perry Ellis for Women
Rimmel London Max Volumeflash Mascara
Armani Code