Fragrance vs. Cosmetics Commercial Ultimate Battle...to the Death! ^_^

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#561

Dorsey Green - 1.5

Flair - 2 nice try and the dress was nice .

Mud - 1.5 teehee, 'mud' could have had more going on, but didn't linger too long I guess .

Euphoria - 2.5

Sweet 16 - 1.5 hmmm...same name as one of the worst shows ever, but not holding that against them of course. I expected Ratt to burst through the wall or something and it didn't deliver, but I won't hold that against it either .

Escape - 3

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#562

Dorsey Green - 1

Flair - 3.5

Mud - 1

Euphoria - 3

Sweet 16 - 0.5

Escape - 2

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#563

Dorsey Green Cosmetics 1

Flair 4

Mud Cosmetics 1

My Sweet 16 Cosmetics Commercial 3.5

Calvin Klein Euphoria 4

Escape Perfume for Women 1.5

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#564

Dorsey Green: 1.5 - You see countless send-ups of stuff like this, yet the real ones are always far more absurd and so much funnier.

Flair: 5 - Could have watched that for an hour, easy. Isabeli looks t'riffic.

Mud: 2.5 - Had a calm, understated quality to it that I quite liked but it seemed to drag on a bit, despite being only 30 seconds long.

Euphoria: 4 - Production values are through the roof on this one, though the product seemed to be something of an afterthought.

Sweet 16: 1 - One point for unintentional comic value.

Escape: 3 - Not much fun if you're claustrophobic, but three points - mostly for Milla.

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#565

Dorsey Green Cosmetics;; 1

Flair by Revlon;; 4.5

Mud Cosmetics;; 1.5

Calvin Klein Euphoria;; 4

My Sweet 16 Cosmetics Commercial;; 1.5

Escape Perfume for Women;; 2.5

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#566

Dorsey Green 5

Flair 2

Mud 5

CK 1

My Sweet 16 4

Escape 1

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#567

Dorsey- well it was informative, but ive never been a fan of B&W- not bad though- , too long though. 2

Flair by Revlon- DAYUM,Isabeli is amazing, love her in red. I enjoyed this, even with the creeper girl- just wish they showed her spraying the perfume or something- 4.5

Mud- Beautiful Black Beauty. But is the company called MUD and pronounced MUD or is it pronounced like she said it AKA 'mod'- 3.5

Euphorai CK- 5 love this, the music, natalia, lighting is perfect.

16- cute, but where's the mascara? lol, the eyeshadow and lipstick was kinda weird looking- 3

Escape- SEE! this is what Porn should look like, beautiful & erotic but not too graphic - 4

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#568

Dorsey: 5+

- 50's equal's win. God love the mentality of the Cold War era. ZOMG radiation!

Flair: 2

- meh 26 secs to tell me wtf they're selling. Not interested.

Mud Cosmetics: 1

- Shhh

Calvin Klein: 2

My Sweet 16: 5

- 80's!!! <3 I had that makeup..... >.<

Escape Perfume: 1

- Found these commercials annoying when they first came out, still find them annoying 20 years later

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#569

Dorsey Green 1

Flair 3

Mud 3

Euphoria 4

Sweet 16 1

Escape 4

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#570

Dorsey Green: 1. Kinda hard to rate this in the context of today post-19363-0-1446014174-99415_thumb.gif

Flair: 5

Mud: 3.5. I like the simplicity, but she was just so unengaging in her delivery. Sounded more like an instructional video than an advert.

Euphoria: 5

Sweet 16: 1 <_<

Escape: 4. Milla smashed it Dunno wtf the dude was doing in some of those solo shots though

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#571

Dorsey Green Cosmetics - If it's tested with radioactive dust then it must be reliable, right ? 4

Revlon - I like Isabeli's energy 3.5

Mud Cosmetics - It's kinda boring, and I don't know who came up with this brand name, but it's quite unfortunate 1.5

Calvin Klein Euphoria - Not very original but beautiful 3.5

My Sweet 16 - The acting is dreadful but it's so bad it's good 3

Calvin Klein Escape - I love Mila but the male model, not so much 3.5

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#572

Thanks, just a few more I guess .

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#573

Dorsey Green: 1 - I don't know what to say.

Revlon: 2 - That's kinda silly and forced. The idea is nice though.

Mud Cosmetics: 4 - Strong and she's beautiful.

CK Euphoria: 5 - Very sensual and Natalia fits perfectly.

Sweet 16: 1 - This is bad.

Escape: 3 - Bit too much plus that guy seems really gay.

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#574
Escape- SEE! this is what Porn should look like, beautiful & erotic but not too graphic - 4

Love that description!

Dorsey Green: OMG that's unintentionally funny. 2

Flair: Flirty and fun, I liked the "couple". 4

Mud: training video, not commercial. .5

Euphoria: sensual and not too graphic. though the item doesn't show until the end, I didn't care. 4

Sweet 16: OMG I remember these commercials. Sad thing, I was already wearing real make up by the time this came out...I've just dated myself! :yuckky: .5

Escape: Love Mila, and I'm on the fence about the male. Hot one shot, ew the next. 4

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#575

Dorsey Green: it´s really hard to rate it in today´s context, still there is something about these old commercials... 4

Flair: 3 and only because Isa and the little girl (charming)

Mud: 2

Euphoria: 5 oh my

Sweet 16: 1 it so reminds me of Miss Teen and such contests, which I hate... but I find it funny at the same time.

Escape: 4

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#576

Cool, new round when I get home then, though anyone can feel free to vote until then of course .

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#577

Dorsey Green - 2

Flair - 2

Mud - 3.5

Euphoria - 4

Sweet 16 - 3

Escape - 4

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#578

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#579

Dorsey Green Cosmetics 1

Flair 4

Mud Cosmetics 1

Calvin Klein Euphoria 4

My Sweet 16 Cosmetics Commercial 1

Escape Perfume for Women 1.5

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#580

Cool it seems the 'could use a few more' actually produces a few more lately .

Ursula Mayes International Cosmetic (Nominated by Jennka)

Dolce & Gabana Sicily

Perfume Pretty Barbie Commercial (Nominated by COP11)

Perry Ellis for Women

Rimmel London Max Volumeflash Mascara

Armani Code

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