The Cunnilingus Thread
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Something I love to do, my ex was a sucker for it... Anything I wanted I would just say "I'll go down on you later".... she would do anything to extend how long for, sometimes I was at it for hours. Orgasm's were her favourite pass time.
how did you make her work for the time you were going down? 
.. (you don't have to answer that 
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Everything... if there was a chore that I didn't want to do. A Trip to the shops to get milk, washing the dishes.... ironing a shirt... anything around the house.
Each time she completed a task she would earn herself 10 more minutes... I think she got off likely, my jaw is like iron because of her !!
And the best part is, I loved doing it and would have done it anyway... just using my brain.
She let you turn her into your special maid/chore lady... all for oral? 
That good huh...
isn't that called... prostitution ? 
No, I believe it's called being a lazy-ass. A sexually gifted lazy-ass apparently, but still a lazy-ass.
!!! I'd do chores for it if it were good 
I must stink at it. I never got any girls to do any housework in return for dinner at her downtown restaurant.
Or maybe they were really lazy themselves. Yes, that must have been it, right?
This thread is hilarious!
I am that good at it, I have had lots of practice (though not a great deal lately) I love doing it.... different speeds, different places but overall it's all about the "buttons" theres more than 1 down there !!
If you build it up really slowly and don't just go at like a cat to a saucer of milk you can make it soooo frustratingly arousing that when you actually start lapping/sucking away it's a massive relief and gets her white hot and close to Orgasm before you've even touched the prize is deffinately the way to go.
Don't you start with the Urgh's Benjamin !!!! It's such a great pass time I would rather "drink from the furry cup" than watch TV!!
isn't that called... prostitution ?
There was no money involved... I was merely swapping chores for sexual favours that I was more than happy to do anyway. She was Very happy and I was Very happy... can't blame me or her for that!! 
More than happy to Oblige, but it's a bit far to travel to do the washing up !!
i'd rather iron, hoover and do the washing up than eat out :|
But did you ever try, Ben? 
nope. Now ask yourself if you'd like to give head to a guy, and then if you ever tried
but um actually yesterday i watched a str8 porn movie (oh yes porn ) and the girl was pretty, had a nice bod (she wasn't even skinny :| ) and a nice "erm-erm" much nicer than the nasty ones i see most of the time :| so maybe in a threesome some day i might do it
nope. Now ask yourself if you'd like to give head to a guy, and then if you ever tried
Point taken...
Where exactly do you see those nasty pussies? 
girls in porn :| ugh *shivers*
I know the one... Looks like a bull dog chewing a wasp
girls in porn :| ugh *shivers*
Porn anatomy isn't exactly a good representation of reality. 
i'm sorry but a pussy is a pussy, be it in porn or in real life :|