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haha yeah but i'm feeling naughty (ooooh alcohol)
Don't drink and post! ![]()

haha yeah but i'm feeling naughty (ooooh alcohol
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Don't drink and post!
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i didn't drink a lot AT ALL but i get dizzy sooooo easily ![]()
but i stay dizzy quite a long time... it takes really long and a looooot of alcohol for me to be really REALLy drunk ![]()

*peeks down there*
Well ?
.. I'll never tell ![]()
haha yeah but i'm feeling naughty (ooooh alcohol
)
Don't drink and post!
i didn't drink a lot AT ALL but i get dizzy sooooo easily
but i stay dizzy quite a long time... it takes really long and a looooot of alcohol for me to be really REALLy drunk
shut up! ... I just had some vodka
I have really low tolerance ... I shouldn't be saying that but everyone knows already

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I don't get sexual when I'm drunk or even tipsy... it's probably the reason that it's been so long for me.
I'm always drunk, so it's just gonna have to wait till I'm sober.
Thunderstorms turn me on... I once had sex under a tree in a thunderstorm... it was awsome !!

... that is a little risky. I think I remember lazy telling us he did it during a thunderstorm too. Well, if it's good in a shower then it's good in the rain too

I know the one... Looks like a bull dog chewing a wasp
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!1111111111111 OMG! You are awesome!

What the fucking fuck?! My sig isn't displaying... Oh well.
I love eating pussy, there is no otehr way to put it... plain and simple, it is my favorite sexual activity, but the thing is see, I cut that little peice of skin attaching my tongue to the bottom of my mouth, EVERY TIME! I need to get it surgicaly cut or somehting... THEN! I could have a Gene Simmons tongue, and do you know what I could do with a tongue like that?
:evil:
Your so right... Licking fanny is such a great passtime.
Caroline, if your still out there and you look anything like you did when you were 17.... I'll have you back so I can lick yours again.
She liked it that much (1 boyfriend previous that didn't want to) when I started going with her that she used to straddle my face on the bed and watch TV... I would just keep doing it for hours... many many many orgasms later and she wouldn't be able to stand up for ages... LOL !!
I have a Gene Simmons Tongue already..... When I get the chance I shall have a pic taken and show you all what I'm talking about !!

wow... lucky girl <_<
Shame she was a Nymph (unknown to me, I thought she was just very hard to please) however she was sleeping with a few other guys aswell (when I was at work)... I actually walked in on her !!
It was a long time ago, I'm not bitter anymore !!!

Oh god... poor dude... If I were to walk in on my girl... I don't even want to think about it.
When a girl sits on your face free will, lik eyou don't have to tell her to sit on it, that is the very best. period.
OMG... not when she's on period.... Errgh !!
I didn't think even you could be so sick !!!

:x :x :x :x ![]()

Don't go in the water when the red flag is out, people!

wtf?! There was no reason to go there....
Eeww. :yuckky: Seriously. Why'd you go there?! You made me think about it! :x

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I'm a vampire

OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, that explains a lot.