Cheating

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I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same

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#81

you know he's emotional when he's ending his paragraph with a bunch of 1's.
anyone see Pacific Heights? the villain was a professional cheater... would get caught and have the crap beat out of him, then sue the guy that kicked his head in and take his house. one beating = one house.

That's brilliant!

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#82

yes, tell yourself that while you're recovering in the ICU for a few months

The Ninja you love to hate!

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#83

That could never work with me. Once I'm put in a situation like that...especially with a man consumed with jealous rage, I would switch instinctivly to ninja mode, and I could not control what happend after that... But I could alawys steal teh dudes girl AND everyhting he owns.

I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same

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#84

Ninja mode?

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#85

yes, he likes to dress up and role-play.

I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same

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#86

Lazy monkey style...

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#87

a ninja suit sounds like a bit of a hard thing to get out of unless the crotch has a little button just like boxers do.... now we're talking! But if you wear a ninja suit that is black, you are just asking for icky stains .

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#88

as I've said before, ninja can pull their testes up into their pelvic bones. so imagine what kinds of contraceptive tricks they may also employ

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#89

ew just ... ew

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#90

apparently you've imagined one.

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#91

you just set up a very disturbing image in my head... it will take me a little while to shake this one off

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#92

let's get drunk and see if it goes away!

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#93

alright! ... how about some shots?

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#94

I hate cheating.

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#95

now to answer your question, people cheat because:

their relationship is going down

they don't like the person that much

they want to know they still can get people

maybe its fun getting away with it

sometimes its for revenge, to make their s/o jealous

There is no excuse for cheating, its ment only for the low bastards of the earth. Usually people do it when they get bored and tired of their current relationship, or they have too much lust that they can't handle it and want to bang all the time, so they have 2 partners so that they can get more so they are satisfied.

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#96

and some people just don't give a stool sample about anyone else's feelings, or they lie to themselves and rationalize it somehow. I know that if I ever got cheated on... hahaha, oh who am I kidding? no one would cheat on me