The Fellatio Thread

891 replies · 41690 views

I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same's avatar
I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same
Posts: 25928
#161
oh.. stop bragging about how go you got sexed up

some of us haven't gotten any in more than a week!!

Well, boo flippin' hoo! <_<

Rogue's avatar
Rogue
Posts: 9460
#162

I know!! *boo hoo*

Retired Scoundrel's avatar
Retired Scoundrel
Posts: 4779
#163

solutions tend to present themselves. and they get rewarded for presenting themselves in skimpy lingerie

The Ninja you love to hate&#33;'s avatar
The Ninja you love to hate&#33;
Posts: 2194
#164

who'd you steal that line from?

Retired Scoundrel's avatar
Retired Scoundrel
Posts: 4779
#165

from the discount bin at Macy's (or whatever you have in TN)

The Ninja you love to hate&#33;'s avatar
The Ninja you love to hate&#33;
Posts: 2194
#166

Kentucky, we have macy's... I think macy's is everywhere... like walmart... PURE EVIL!

Rogue's avatar
Rogue
Posts: 9460
#167
from the discount bin at Macy's (or whatever you have in TN)

they use lines like that at Macy's SHUT up! No way... I don't think we have those in Canada.

Don't we only have the very un-sexy Zellers and Wal Mart!? I hate them.. but I buy my fabric softener there .. mmm and how I love fabric softener!!

Retired Scoundrel's avatar
Retired Scoundrel
Posts: 4779
#168

/me gives serious consideration to opening a laundromat on Rogue's block

Rogue's avatar
Rogue
Posts: 9460
#169

I have my own washer and dryer... so that I don't show my dirty laundry in public... I think you'd be better off opening a convenience store on my block.

Retired Scoundrel's avatar
Retired Scoundrel
Posts: 4779
#170

only if I sold fabric softener in single-use sizes

Rogue's avatar
Rogue
Posts: 9460
#171

lol that and alcohol

Retired Scoundrel's avatar
Retired Scoundrel
Posts: 4779
#172

(staying on topic) and what kind of alcohol gets you in the mood for fellatio, dear?

Rogue's avatar
Rogue
Posts: 9460
#173

anything hard... alcohol wise

Retired Scoundrel's avatar
Retired Scoundrel
Posts: 4779
#174

done and done

Rogue's avatar
Rogue
Posts: 9460
#175

I just read what I wrote ... did I realyl write that pff

I haven't given a bj in a long time, now that I think of it... and I know no one cares - but I do

I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same's avatar
I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same
Posts: 25928
#176
I just read what I wrote ... did I realyl write that pff

I haven't given a bj in a long time, now that I think of it... and I know no one cares - but I do

Don't worry. I'm sure it's like riding a bike.

I ♥ Eugenia Volodina's avatar
I ♥ Eugenia Volodina
Posts: 18485
#177

don't worry, all the technics come back after a few seconds

Retired Scoundrel's avatar
Retired Scoundrel
Posts: 4779
#178

and I'm patient enough to let you find your rhythm, too

I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same's avatar
I see the lies in your eyes and yet I love you just the same
Posts: 25928
#179

Irony: Biting your own lip by accident while you are reading the fellatio thread.

Ouch...

Rogue's avatar
Rogue
Posts: 9460
#180

I just read what I wrote ... did I realyl write that pff

I haven't given a bj in a long time, now that I think of it... and I know no one cares - but I do

Don't worry. I'm sure it's like riding a bike.

no it's not, I stopped riding bikes for 5 years and then when I tried again last summer ... I looked like a fool. <_< I don't want to talk about it.

don't worry, all the technics come back after a few seconds

more so than a bike in fact ... but I don't like remembering what it's like to have a sore jaw.

123…7891011…434445
Page of 45